Free medical advice

[drake]

Please ask questions. I will answer them to the best of my abilities. I have no prior medical experience.

 

[VKK3450]

Cure me of my lethargy?

K

And explain to me the long term ramifications of shaving all of my body hair?

Thanks

Jon.

 

[lee_44106]

Any cure for

-shoe addiction? specifically Edward Green shoes
-dress pants addiction? specifically the Incotex Sartorial pants

I thank you in advance.

 

[HORNS]

Can I get a girl pregnant when I pee in her butt?

 

[lee_44106]

Originally Posted by HORNS

Can I get a girl pregnant when I pee in her butt?

That's an easy one. You gotta do it to the other hole.

 

[HORNS]

Originally Posted by lee_44106

That's an easy one. You gotta do it to the other hole.

But I always heard that if you do it my way that the girl will give birth to a Texan.

 

[Matt]

please diagnose tck13's foot and provide some suggestions for treatment:

 

[lee_44106]

Originally Posted by HORNS

But I always heard that if you do it my way that the girl will give birth to a Texan.

If you do it MY way the girl will beget an Ohioan.

 

[drake]

Originally Posted by VKK3450

Cure me of my lethargy?

K

And explain to me the long term ramifications of shaving all of my body hair?

Thanks

Jon.

This is easy:

1. Stop being lazy.
2. That's gross.

Originally Posted by lee_44106

Any cure for

-shoe addiction? specifically Edward Green shoes
-dress pants addiction? specifically the Incotex Sartorial pants

I thank you in advance.

I don't think these are medical issues. Please lets not clutter this thread and let people with serious medical issues raise them.

Originally Posted by HORNS

Can I get a girl pregnant when I pee in her butt?

This thread is not for deviants and/or miscreants.

Originally Posted by m@T

please diagnose tck13's foot and provide some suggestions for treatment:

Needs amputation.

 

[Dedalus]

My wife is stricken with hysteria. Please advise.

 

[drake]

Originally Posted by Dedalus

My wife is stricken with hysteria. Please advise.

Take her out of the the late 19th century and bring her into 2008.

 

[Tck13]

What the hell kind of Doctor are you anyway?

And which foot would you amputate?

 

[drake]

Originally Posted by Tck13

What the hell kind of Doctor are you anyway?

And which foot would you amputate?

I am not a doctor nor do I have any medical training outside of watching Scrubs.

I would amputate the right leg.

 

[Jumbie]

I sometimes pass out when going number 2.

Please tell me what to do.

 

[thinman]

Originally Posted by Jumbie

I sometimes pass out when going number 2.

Please tell me what to do.

Only go number one.

Jon.