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globetrotter

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Originally Posted by EL72
For me, it all began when we were eating in fancy restaurant together, you know the kind where they serve you dessert after the main course. So while we're eating, the waiter just casually pulls down his pants and rubs his hairy ass on our table. I looked up from my delicious processed cheese mixture and didn't even flinch. My dad was a bit surprised but I explained that after having already witnessed The Act, with my own eyes and from no more than a few feet away, the waiter's hairy ass was a welcome sight. He looked me in the eye, shook my hand and said: Son, now you are a man!

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My old man started the "behave like a man and you'll be treated like one" thing when I was 12. No excuses, just do what you have to. Soon I was staying home with the utility/service guy and writing the checks out. He'd send me into a client's offices to drop papers by the time I was 16 and trust I knew what was what. When I was 20, I handed his mechanic $1500 to repair a car I wrecked, when my father said "you're a good man."
 

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Originally Posted by EL72
For me, it all began when we were eating in fancy restaurant together, you know the kind where they serve you dessert after the main course. So while we're eating, the waiter just casually pulls down his pants and rubs his hairy ass on our table. I looked up from my delicious processed cheese mixture and didn't even flinch. My dad was a bit surprised but I explained that after having already witnessed The Act, with my own eyes and from no more than a few feet away, the waiter's hairy ass was a welcome sight. He looked me in the eye, shook my hand and said: Son, now you are a man!

And you didn't even tip me you animal
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That's just wrong man, to say.

And you know who I am talking to.

"Just Wrong"
 

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