Chimp Scores Second Base W/ Christina Ricci

[tiecollector]

Any hole is a goal in my book.

I thought anal was the new second base based on the 2008 rulebook that just came out.

 

[DNW]

It's only fitting as "Chim" is a slang for one's ******** in Vietnamese.

 

[whodini]

Originally Posted by tiecollector

Any hole is a goal in my book.

I thought anal was the new second base based on the 2008 rulebook that just came out.

Clearly you have the SoCal pink pages edition of the rulebook.

 

[whacked]

Originally Posted by DarkNWorn

It's only fitting as "Chim" is a slang for one's ******** in Vietnamese.

And what would that be in baseball term? Caught stealing 3rd?

 

[tiecollector]

Originally Posted by whodini

Clearly you have the SoCal pink pages edition of the rulebook.

Yes, but this is the last year before they phase out baseball altogether for the more international soccer-based rules, which I've already adopted.

 

[Dakota rube]

Um, didn't this chick "do" Casper the friendly ghost?
At least the chimp's got a body temperature.

 

[Tokyo Slim]

I'd grab her rack too. They'd have to pry me off with the jaws of life.

I mean, wow, how shocking! Poor Ms. Ricci. I feel sorry for her and her boob.

 

[sonick]

Originally Posted by underwearer

1st base is kissing, 2nd base is boobie action, 3rd base is cootchie action, and a homerun is well, a homerun.

I went by this as well.

 

[Coho]

Well, that's what you get for calling the closest link to men "Penis Penis" if I get the Vietnamese translation right.

Originally Posted by DarkNWorn

It's only fitting as "Chim" is a slang for one's ******** in Vietnamese.

 

[unpainted huffheinz]

The image of Withnail and Patrick Bateman's girlfriend trying to pry a deranged chimp off of Wednesday Addams is quite amusing.

 

[Kaizen]

Damn! That's three bases more than I got.

 

[rdawson808]

Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim

I'd grab her rack too. They'd have to pry me off with the jaws of life.

This all just reminds me of her SNL skit with Jimmy Fallon and Sheri Oteri (sp?).

JF dumps SO because she won't let him feel her up.

CR sayss something sassy to JF.

JF: Will you let me touch your boobs?

CR: Let you? I'll make you!


Hilarious.

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