Chimp Scores Second Base W/ Christina Ricci

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  1. underwearer

    underwearer Senior member

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    Wait, breasts are second base? What's first?
     


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    Wait, breasts are second base? What's first?

    It's been a while since I've counted the bases, but I believe first base centered on the lips.
     


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    Wait, breasts are second base? What's first?

    Hmm I havent thought about this weird tween analogy in years but I thought it went: 1st base is kissing, 2nd base is boobie action, 3rd base is cootchie action, and a homerun is well, a homerun.

    I could be wrong though but I believe that's how it works in Jersey.
     


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    If you've seen "Black Snake Moan", the chimp is the least of her troubles....
     


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    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    Need pictures.
     


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    Hmm I havent thought about this weird tween analogy in years but I thought it went: 1st base is kissing, 2nd base is boobie/handjob/fingering action, 3rd base is oral action, and a homerun is well, a homerun.
    Fixed for what I thought. Grand slam is anal, I guess.
     


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    I wonder if the Chimp will be wearing Isaac Mizrahi on future red carpets?
     


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    Fixed for what I thought. Grand slam is anal, I guess.

    Or walk off homerun? You score that far and you might as well go home because you've won the game.
     


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    Do gay people use the baseball analogy? Maybe they use the defensive side of it, what with the pitching and catching.
     


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    Do gay people use the baseball analogy? Maybe they use the defensive side of it, what with the pitching and catching.

    Lolz...I was wondering what Women use?

    1st base: He bought me dinner
    2nd base: I blew him in the parking lot
    3rd base: He bought me a ring
    Homerun: We're divorced and I got the house
     


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    After reading the article, I think it's obvious the chimpanzee was angry that she kept referring to him as a "monkey." Grabbing her breast was his way of saying, "I'm an ape, you nitwit."
     


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    I actually thought from the thread title that George Bush had embraced her in a way the libs deemed inappropriate. Glad to see it was just a chimp. Chimps are pretty vicious though. There have been some horrifying attacks on people.

    And yes, I realize that humans are ten times as vicious as chimps, but still....
     


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    Well, live and learn. If I'm remembering correctly, first base for us was breast-touching, second base was touching coochie, third base involved oral, and a home run was a home run.

    I prefer your system because it inflates my OPS.
     


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    2nd base: I blew him in the parking lot

    I don't think any women see that as an accomplishment [​IMG]
     


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