Woman Stuff (things girls love that you dont get)

[Homme]

Originally Posted by lawyerdad

"That water sure is cold."
"Deep, too."

Richard Pryor

 

[wiru]

Originally Posted by globetrotter

I love going to turkish baths.

too much information?

 

[eg1]

+1000 on the hugging of acquaintances. I hug my mother, my wife, and my children. Everybody else, please stay the **** out of my personal space!

I blame the bloody Italians, though all the rest of my loser friends in TO have taken up the damnable habit.

 

[itsstillmatt]

I guess I don't get the problem with hugging and kissing. My family has always done it and it is hard to imagine any other way.

 

[GQgeek]

Originally Posted by matadorpoeta

i think i pretty much get all the girl stuff. i'm not into it, but on some level, i get it. the one thing that has me perplexed is the excess of pillows.

I love pillows. My bed is like a cloud. It's white, fluffy, and soft.

Originally Posted by Manton

I am nearly all Italian, and 100% Mediterranean, genetically, yet when it comes to hugging in my heart I am a repressed WASP.

Wasps: they love animals, hate people.

Originally Posted by dkzzzz

Why pee standing up, while you at home in your own bathroom?

There was a great curb your enthusiasm about this. Larry hurts his back after falling in to the toilet after his wife puts the seat up. The rest of the show has him explaining why he sits down to pee.

 

[aybojs]

Thinking with emotions and feelings rather than reason and logic.

 

[Threadcount]

Originally Posted by Kai

I don't get the whole spa thing.

My wife (and every other woman I know) loves to spend the day at the spa.

(My wife actually spent a whole week this month at a destination spa.)

I just don't get it. I have not interest in doing it. (But I'm glad she likes it because it makes gift-giving easy. I just buy her spa days.)


I co-own a spa. Try getting a massage twice a week for a month then come back and talk with me. Your outlook might change a little.

 

[oscarthewild]

Originally Posted by Threadcount

I co-own a spa. Try getting a massage twice a week for a month then come back and talk with me. Your outlook might change a little.



Some here have associated massages with "happy endings".

 

[Connemara]

Originally Posted by oscarthewild

Some here have associated massages with "happy endings".
Larry David does! Larry: Dad, you only like her because she...y'know...*makes the jerk off motion* Blind woman sees Larry and, thinking this is another one of his rude gestures towards her and her husband, storms out of the store

 

[HomerJ]

Blind woman sees? I haven't read this thread so I'm sure it's been mentioned but scented stuff. Actually I can live with candles because that's fire but those little satchels and pouches. And my mom has these soaps in the bathroom that you can't use. In the shape of seashells and crap.

Originally Posted by Piobaire

The LifeTime Channel, our motto: "Women good, men bad." To all the female hug sluts...if i have to hug you, be assured I'm squishing your ******* up against my chest hard and maybe getting a little ass grab in if it looks good. Otherwise, it jus ain't a hug. Why are women so fixated on their bowels? If I have to watch one more yogurt commercial with the animated **** arrows going down, I am going to puke.

TRUE

 

[Chris "Italia"]

One thing: When the male goes golfing, the lady says, golf again?

come on.....

Men need golf to get away..... to enjoy.

 

[Chris "Italia"]

Originally Posted by Connemara

Larry David does!

Larry: Dad, you only like her because she...y'know...*makes the jerk off motion*

Blind woman sees Larry and, thinking this is another one of his rude gestures towards her and her husband, storms out of the store

LD is the funniest of all time.

 

[Threadcount]

Originally Posted by oscarthewild

Some here have associated massages with "happy endings".

Yeah, I know. Not that kind of spa. A lot of men don't seem to be able to divorce the idea of sex from massage or being touched. I always thought most of those people had some personal issues that needed to be resolved.

I think that prostitution should be legal. But I hate it when massage therapists are put into the same category as prostitutes. Most massage therapists care about others and believe in what they do. There is also a long history of the "healing arts" attached with the martial arts. That is how I came into it.

 

[acidboy]

Originally Posted by Threadcount

Yeah, I know. Not that kind of spa. A lot of men don't seem to be able to divorce the idea of sex from massage or being touched. I always thought most of those people had some personal issues that needed to be resolved.

I think that prostitution should be legal. But I hate it when massage therapists are put into the same category as prostitutes. Most massage therapists care about others and believe in what they do. There is also a long history of the "healing arts" attached with the martial arts. That is how I came into it.

Really.

(just kidding)