Why so many religions have issues with homosexuality?

[Kajak]

Originally Posted by imageWIS

But he came back to life and then went to heaven whilst living his 2nd life (no pun intended).

So, as I understand it:

Alive the first time: 3/3 Gods
Romans kill him: 2/3 dead Gods
Comes back: 3/3 Gods
Leaves earth while living: 3/3 Gods in heven, 0/0 Gods on earth.

I 'm still confused abou being able to kill God... how can you kill God?

Well he came back, so they didn't do a very good job of it, apparently.

 

[tagutcow]

Originally Posted by Don Carlos

Christianity is 100% bullshit fairytale for marsupialed people.

Also, Heidi Montag has something she wants to tell you too...

 

[in stitches]

didnt her upgrade backfire or something???

 

[Don Carlos]

Don't you miserable F***ers DARE sully the good name of Heidi Montag. Tread carefully. This is one of my dreamgirls you are talking about.

 

[tagutcow]

Originally Posted by Don Carlos

Don't you miserable F***ers DARE sully the good name of Heidi Montag. Tread carefully. This is one of my dreamgirls you are talking about.

Her twitter feed would probably send you into anaphylaxis. It basically documents her ongoing struggle to convert Perez Hilton to Christianity.

 

[Don Carlos]

Originally Posted by tagutcow

Her twitter feed would probably send you into anaphylaxis. It basically documents her ongoing struggle to convert Perez Hilton to Christianity.

I can live with her Christinanity if she gives me access to her taytays. I'm intetested not in the content of her head, but the content of her bra.

 

[tagutcow]

Originally Posted by Don Carlos

I can live with her Christinanity if she gives me access to her taytays. I'm intetested not in the content of her head, but the content of her bra.

Yes, well, it seems that what she was trying to tell you before was that- unless you renounce your ungodly ways- you are doomed never to know what those succulent, double-G plastic tit-TAYS feel like in your mouth.

 

[Don Carlos]

Originally Posted by tagutcow

Yes, well, it seems that what she was trying to tell you before was that- unless you renounce your ungodly ways- you are doomed never to know what those succulent, double-G plastic tit-TAYS feel like in your mouth.

!!!

 

[Rover!]

I always find it funny how the Christian god supposedly forgives all human sins if you confess/pray, and yet homosexuality is viewed as a sin that warrants death by fire.

 

[indesertum]

^i'm pretty sure the latter statement is not true

the christian god can forgive sins, but it's up to the person to deal with recurring sins

 

[Dakota rube]

Originally Posted by Rover!

I always find it funny how the Christian god supposedly forgives all human sins if you confess/pray, and yet homosexuality is viewed as a sin that warrants death by fire.

Hate the sin.
Love the sinner.

 

[Don Carlos]

Originally Posted by Dakota rube

Hate the sin.
Love the sinner.

But if the sinner is a man, then isn't my loving him a sin? I has a confused!

 

[Rambo]

Originally Posted by Don Carlos

But if the sinner is a man, then isn't my loving him a sin? I has a confused!
You're not confused, you're a Priest.

 

[in stitches]

love the win
hate the winner