Things you just don't get

[Find Finn]

No posts by in stitches for 3 days, did he break his hands?

 

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No posts by in stitches for 3 days, did he break his hands?

He might be in jail..

 

[OliverGauffe]

I don't get...why Katy Perry is famous. She's so average and plain looking, having to do crazy blue hair and over the top outfits to set her oh-so-forgettable face apart from the others.... I have no idea why but seeing her face in media makes me crazy... I mean...does she have talent? What is the deal? Does anyone think she has anything that merits celebrity status? She is not hot!!!

 

[Harold falcon]

I'd toss one in her.

 

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I don't get...why Katy Perry is famous. She's so average and plain looking, having to do crazy blue hair and over the top outfits to set her oh-so-forgettable face apart from the others.... I have no idea why but seeing her face in media makes me crazy... I mean...does she have talent? What is the deal? Does anyone think she has anything that merits celebrity status? She is not hot!!!

His singing live is also shocking..

She is prettyish nothing to shout about..


She is also a bit of a whore which is a always a plus.

 

[patrickBOOTH]

She is pretty and has awesome ****. She writes catchy songs too, do you have all of those things? I think not, little man.

 

[Find Finn]



She is pretty and has awesome ****. She pays some to write catchy songs too, do you have all of those things? I think not, little man.

 

[Find Finn]

No posts by in stitches for 3 days, did he break his hands?

He might be in jail..

Dead from a heart attack would be more likely, with all that cheese he eats.

 

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Dead from a heart attack would be more likely, with all that cheese he eats.

Bad case of Arthritis?????

 

[patrickBOOTH]



Allegedly she writes her own songs.

 

[ethanm]

I'm surprised that pB knows who Katy Perry is.

 

[otc]

I don't find her particularly attractive (not my type I guess...would probably swipe left on tinder if all she had was a head shot), but she does have some pretty awesome boobage and I would happily hit dat.

 

[Douglas]

I agree that Katy Perry is about a 7, nothing special beyond her boobs, with a so-so singing voice.

But honestly, I don't see how that makes her different from just about any female pop star.

Right now, someone named Iggy Azalea occupies the #1 spot on Billboard:

And Ariana Grande is #2:

And I bet Katy Perry can sing either of them under the table.

 

[Find Finn]



Allegedly she writes her own songs.

For some reason I fin that unlikely, but could be.

 

[Find Finn]



Right now, someone named Iggy Azalea occupies the #1 spot on Billboard:

And I bet Katy Perry can sing either of them under the table.

Pop music is all about advertising and branding, any idiot can be a mayor pop act, as long as you have a big enough team behind you.


Iggy Azalea's ass makes up for a completely lack of talent and ****.