Show Them You're Rich With BRIONI BUTTONS!

[noob in 89]

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Aw yisss....

Are your days bland and colorless? Do you stumble through them in unfulfilled stupor, vagrant and alone? Do women pass you by, unaware of the WADS OF DOUGH you dropped on that MILLION DOLLAR COAT?

Are you tired of idiots unable to tell Britches from Brioni?

Well no more! Show them how much you spent with these BRIONI SPORT COAT BUTTONS.

No longer will anyone be left in doubt. No longer must you lean in to explain, in a voice you hope is nonchalant, about canvassing, about quality. About expensiveness. Let these BRIONI BUTTONS do the talking!

You are rich, mister. Now let the world know!

What's that you say? Not really rich? Don't really own nice things? No worry. With these BRIONI BUTTONS, you can transform any garment into the real thing, guaranteed. How will you know it's working? Well, duh, it says so on the buttons!

Still not sure? Similar buttons go for up to fifty, sixty, ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS on the eBays...

Now, for a limited time only, this entire BRIONI BUTTON SET can be yours for a one-time payment of ONLY $39.99 $29.99! You heard me right.

But wait, that's not all. If you act today, we'll drop another ten dollars off the price and we'll ship them for free. You are not hallucinating -- I SAID FREE SHIPPING.

So what are you waiting for? PM NOW to receive the esteem you deserve!!!! The esteem you did (or didn't) pay for!!!

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LET THE POWER OF BRIONI FILL YOUR SOUL​

 

[barrelntrigger]

 

[Xcellent]

This is the best thing I've ever read here in the Marketplace

 

[Peaked lapel]

Hi, do you still have these?

Thanks