Random fashion thoughts

[Makeshift_Robot]

Originally Posted by nicelynice

most sneakers, designer or otherwise, are really ugly

+1. Most of the ones I like are kind of "ugly cute", like a pug with a gum infection. Otherwise it's Keds or boots for me.

 

[jet]

Originally Posted by Uncontrol

lol

quality and attention to detail must be insane on this

 

[whodini]

Originally Posted by Magician

If the bear is hungry he will eat.
Well said.

 

[MortyGras]

I feel like i need a grey coat with dark brown leather sleves.

 

[GlenCoe]

I feel like I need this

 

[Lane]

workwear is ******* boring

there, I said it.

 

[Makeshift_Robot]

Originally Posted by Lane

workwear is ******* boring

there, I said it.

Yes you did, two years after everyone else.

 

[Lane]

it seems to have to be re-emphasized based upon recent posts. You did satisfy your role as resident smart ass yet again, though.

good ****

 

[connor]

shut!

 

[notwithit]

Dear Jean Shop: When your products were featured in a Gilt sale some months ago, I purchased a pair of black overdyes in the "Classic" cut in size 29L. Despite the fact that I sized down 1 - 2" from my true waist size, they were so loose that I was able to take them off without unbuttoning them. At a more recent Gilt sale, I purchased a belt in size S. It's so large that I can't wear it on the smallest setting. In fact, the smallest setting is around 6" larger than my not-small waist. Please explain.

Thanks,
notwithit


Dear "customer": You clearly misunderstand our sizing standards and terminology. The L on your overdyes stands for "lardass". You purchased size 29 lardass, which is for fat people who still want to wear pants that are tagged as size 29. Also, the size S on your belt does not indicate that it's a size small; the S stands for "sumo", because it's a studded leather belt intended for rikishi to wear when not clad in traditional mawashi for competition. We added this item to our collection to enhance the Japanese appeal of our Western-themed SoHo boutique, although we recognize that the belt in question was made in China.

Moreover, that's what you get for shopping on Gilt, you cheapskate. Get your lazy, provincial ass to New York to shop in brick-and-mortar location. If you take the Megabus it's what, $8 each way? You online bargain hunters don't deserve clothes that fit.

Thanks,
Jean Shop

 

[e0d9n0b5]

^^^ lol

 

[jaac]

awesome.

 

[brad-t]

WTF? Hahaha

 

[Listi]

lmfao A+++ post would read again.

 

[mellowfellow]

lol! thanks, too funny.

side note, dont ever take megabus. bolt is better.