Quarantine Booze Inventory

[sugarbutch]

Champagne ~ 90 litres
Sparkling wine ~ 50 litres
Red wine ~ 60 litres
Gin ~ 20 litres
Whiskey ~ 1 litre

We speak American here, gotdammit.

 

[CrashBurner]

Champagne ~ 24 gallons
Sparkling wine ~ 13 gallons
Red wine ~ 16 gallons
Gin ~ 5+ gallons
Whiskey ~ 0.25 gallon

Better?

 

[Texasmade]

Champagne ~ 24 gallons
Sparkling wine ~ 13 gallons
Red wine ~ 16 gallons
Gin ~ 5+ gallons
Whiskey ~ 0.25 gallon

Better?

Much

 

[venividivicibj]

Champagne ~ 24 gallons
Sparkling wine ~ 13 gallons
Red wine ~ 16 gallons
Gin ~ 5+ gallons
Whiskey ~ 0.25 gallon

Better?

these come in the plastic gallon containers? or the cardboard boxes?

 

[sugarbutch]

Shopkeeper! A handle of your finest champagne!

 

[CrashBurner]

these come in the plastic gallon containers? or the cardboard boxes?

Boxes. Boxes of bottles to be accurate. It just felt more fitting to supply a figure in volume rather than in bottle. COVID has taken away my ability to provide detail good.
Had one of these all to myself last week - sublime:

 

[Texasmade]

Shopkeeper! A handle of your finest champagne!

You know when Crash says champagne he really means Miller High Life, thé champagne of beers.

 

[CrashBurner]

You know when Crash says champagne he really means Miller High Life, thé champagne of beers.

Foster’s. Foster‘s is the champagne of beer.

 

[sugarbutch]

Foster’s. Foster‘s is the champagne of beer.

Now we know you're drunk.

 

[Texasmade]

Now we know you're drunk.

Or he’s just being a normal Australian. Not like there’s a huge difference.

 

[sugarbutch]

Or he’s just being a normal Australian. Not like there’s a huge difference.

Strewth

 

[CrashBurner]

**** a duck mate! You know your Straylyan good.

 

[edinatlanta]

In Queensland everyone drinks XXXX and in New South Wales it's Victoria Bitter.

No ine gives a **** about the rest of the country @Geoffrey Firmin

Also need photos.

 

[Geoffrey Firmin]

In Queensland everyone drinks XXXX and in New South Wales it's Victoria Bitter.

No ine gives a **** about the rest of the country @Geoffrey Firmin

Also need photos.

The reason Queenslanders drink XXXX is they can’t spell beer. Victoria Bitter is not a beer it’s chemical soup.

 

[CrashBurner]

The reason Queenslanders drink XXXX is they can’t spell beer. Victoria Bitter is not a beer it’s chemical soup and a state of mind.

FTFY
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