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Patrick Booth's (Almost) Daily Haiku Thread

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beautiful haiku
oh you are so beautiful
my haiku beauty
 

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One down and friday
off, maybe a new job coming?
I'm tired right now
 

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i need a good way
to get really rich real quick
time to sell some drugs
 

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Day at the Spa

I lay there naked
She says flip over please
A happy ending



-Chris
 

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I eat the peppers
That makes me happy but then
I **** the peppers
 

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cops on the highway
really screw up traffic bad
yo, **** the police
 

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**** the police!
**** I just got a ticket today because supposedly I ran a red light.


that sucks, sorry man.
but i must say. the haiku.
ur doin it wrong.

;)
 

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