Omnibus Women's designer fashion thread

[oneblood]

Just cause a girl dresses that way doesn't turn her into Scarlett Johannson.

 

[willy cheesesteak]

 

[snake]

 

[scott.m]

kate lanphear.jpg

 

[JLee]

Rule 1: Don't show leg, thigh, butt unless you are a swimmer, runner or cyclist. There is nothing worse than a thin unshaped leg.
Rule 2: Get rid of the floppy boobs. Anything bigger than a "C" is going to sag around your waist. And that thought makes me want to puke.
Rule 3: Don't wear anything that you wouldn't want me to obviously stare at. If you show boob then don't expect me to look you in the eyes when I speak to you.
Rule 4: Keep it simple. Lose the high heels, the long nails and the ton of makeup.
Rule 5: Forget the tats. If you got ink hide it. Unless you work on the docks or drive a truck.
Rule 6: When you are anywhere don't have that stunned look on your face. That can ruin anything you are wearing or not wearing.

 

[42LONG]

I make all my girlfriends wear these...

 

[brad-t]

Originally Posted by JLee

Rule 1: Don't show leg, thigh, butt unless you are a swimmer, runner or cyclist. There is nothing worse than a thin unshaped leg.
Rule 2: Get rid of the floppy boobs. Anything bigger than a "C" is going to sag around your waist. And that thought makes me want to puke.
Rule 3: Don't wear anything that you wouldn't want me to obviously stare at. If you show boob then don't expect me to look you in the eyes when I speak to you.
Rule 4: Keep it simple. Lose the high heels, the long nails and the ton of makeup.
Rule 5: Forget the tats. If you got ink hide it. Unless you work on the docks or drive a truck.
Rule 6: When you are anywhere don't have that stunned look on your face. That can ruin anything you are wearing or not wearing.

look how dumb you are

 

[willy cheesesteak]

Originally Posted by JLee

Rule 1: Don't show leg, thigh, butt unless you are a swimmer, runner or cyclist. There is nothing worse than a thin unshaped leg. Rule 2: Get rid of the floppy boobs. Anything bigger than a "C" is going to sag around your waist. And that thought makes me want to puke. Rule 3: Don't wear anything that you wouldn't want me to obviously stare at. If you show boob then don't expect me to look you in the eyes when I speak to you. Rule 4: Keep it simple. Lose the high heels, the long nails and the ton of makeup. Rule 5: Forget the tats. If you got ink hide it. Unless you work on the docks or drive a truck. Rule 6: When you are anywhere don't have that stunned look on your face. That can ruin anything you are wearing or not wearing.
Cool story, Amish bro.

 

[jet]

^LOL!!

 

[Strombollii]

Originally Posted by snake

+1

 

[Wretched]

Originally Posted by JLee

Rule 1: Don't show leg, thigh, butt unless you are a swimmer, runner or cyclist. There is nothing worse than a thin unshaped leg.
Rule 2: Get rid of the floppy boobs. Anything bigger than a "C" is going to sag around your waist. And that thought makes me want to puke.
Rule 3: Don't wear anything that you wouldn't want me to obviously stare at. If you show boob then don't expect me to look you in the eyes when I speak to you.
Rule 4: Keep it simple. Lose the high heels, the long nails and the ton of makeup.
Rule 5: Forget the tats. If you got ink hide it. Unless you work on the docks or drive a truck.
Rule 6: When you are anywhere don't have that stunned look on your face. That can ruin anything you are wearing or not wearing.

Rules generally get in the way of getting laid.

 

[Synthese]

Being a misogynistic moron is generally preventative as well.

 

[KitAkira]

Originally Posted by JLee

Rule 1: Don't show leg, thigh, butt unless you are a swimmer, runner or cyclist. There is nothing worse than a thin unshaped leg. Rule 2: Get rid of the floppy boobs. Anything bigger than a "C" is going to sag around your waist. And that thought makes me want to puke. Rule 3: Don't wear anything that you wouldn't want me to obviously stare at. If you show boob then don't expect me to look you in the eyes when I speak to you. Rule 4: Keep it simple. Lose the high heels, the long nails and the ton of makeup. Rule 5: Forget the tats. If you got ink hide it. Unless you work on the docks or drive a truck. Rule 6: When you are anywhere don't have that stunned look on your face. That can ruin anything you are wearing or not wearing.
Classy, homie.... I bet you're the kind of fatass who says "***** make me a sandwich" and actually means it

 

[TotesMcGotes]

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[origenesprit]

Originally Posted by willy cheesesteak

WIN