Achilles_
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Its like... hmmm. Well, if you went to the beach with this really exotic chick from like Sicily or something, and you were both drinking pina coladas, and she spilled one on herself. After you got most of it off of her, she asked you to apply some suntan lotion. She pulls out this totally foreign suntan lotion that you have never heard of, but is like straight up coconut water. Then, you order like 3 more pina coladas, go back to her hotel room, and screw like bunnies for 3 hours straight. This cologne is what the room would smell like when you are done.
Oh, I call that Friday night