Craigslist casual encounters

[Milhouse]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nfk/804339783.html

 

[Matt]

Originally Posted by Milhouse

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nfk/804339783.html
wow, it's the girl ernest* has been dreaming about for all these years

* manouche to the n00bs

 

[LabelKing]

Originally Posted by Milhouse

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nfk/804339783.html

She appears rather hipster-ish. Note the Williamsburg reference.

 

[Go Surface]

The missed connections section is kind of depressing. You wonder if any of these men or women ever find the person they're looking for?

 

[Connemara]

Originally Posted by GoSurface

The missed connections section is kind of depressing. You wonder if any of these men or women ever find the person they're looking for?

You frequent this section frequently, no?

 

[Go Surface]

Originally Posted by Connemara

You frequent this section frequently, no?

I only reply to your ads.

 

[Connemara]

Originally Posted by GoSurface

I only reply to your ads.
Funny, I don't remember asking for miniature Asian dick...

 

[Go Surface]

Originally Posted by Connemara

Funny, I don't remember asking for miniature Asian dick...

Well, you're drunk 27 out of 24 hours in a day so.....

 

[Connemara]

Originally Posted by GoSurface

Well, you're drunk 27 out of 24 hours in a day so.....
I may always be drunk, but I am not stupid.

 

[Go Surface]

Originally Posted by Connemara

I may always be drunk, but I am not stupid.

Yeah, I don't think you'd ever mistake "Big black penis" for "Small Asian dick." Where else would you get that organic milk?

 

[robin]

I know women that have put up ads. According to them they just get hundreds of emails full of penis photos.

 

[Connemara]

This pretty attractive girl responded to one of my somewhat dirty e-mails. I was excited until she asked to meet me at some coffee shop I've never heard of. I googled it and turns out the goddamn place is in Columbia, SC not Columbus, OH.

Idiot.

 

[DNW]

Originally Posted by Connemara

This pretty attractive girl responded to one of my somewhat dirty e-mails. I was excited until she asked to meet me at some coffee shop I've never heard of. I googled it and turns out the goddamn place is in Columbia, SC not Columbus, OH.

Idiot.

You contacted this girl, who's in Columbia, SC?

 

[Connemara]

Originally Posted by DarkNWorn

You contacted this girl, who's in Columbia, SC?

She posted in the Columbus section. How the hell was I supposed to know.

 

[HORNS]

Originally Posted by DarkNWorn

You contacted this girl, who's in Columbia, SC?

Originally Posted by Connemara

She posted in the Columbus section. How the hell was I supposed to know.

You need to post this in Missed Encounters.