Clothes you're too small-timer to wear

[intent]

No relation to the seller, but this jacket has attitude:

Windowpane sport coat

Any other such finds?

 

[voxsartoria]

The three on my list are (1) bespoke short sleeve shirt made from an old Simpsons cartoon fitted bedsheet, (2) Alden cordovan longwings on the Plaza last, single sole, and (3) Mulholland faux deerskin bag.

If I could do all three together at once, I might reconsider.


- B

 

[David Reeves]

Ming the merciless style clothes. Capes. Pet shop boys like Quasi futuristic outfits.

 

[AlanC]

^Would you be willing to do a pocket sock?

 

[idfnl]

I'd rock that jacket, I wish it was my size. I've been on the lookout for something like that in red. What am I too small time to wear? A monacle. Way over my head.

 

[Prince of Paisley]

A sword stick. I *think* they could be illegal here, but would be fun if I was bigger time.

 

[Doorstop]

A monacle. Way over my head.


Oh god me too, I wish monocles would come back around. Along those lines, I'd wear a pince nez is I were more badass.

 

[ferguscan]

Unspeakably awesome. I swear I will bespeak this one day.

 

[InsBrokerTX]

A cape.

 

[TGPlastic]

Fur coat.

 

[Ich_Dien]

Originally Posted by ferguscan

Unspeakably awesome. I swear I will bespeak this one day.

 

[intent]

To elaborate, this would be something you would actually want to wear. I wish I could wear the aforementioned SC, but it'll end up gathering dust in my closet. It's my size and cheap too

 

[voxsartoria]

Originally Posted by idfnl

What am I too small time to wear? A monacle. Way over my head.

Originally Posted by Doorstop

Oh god me too, I wish monocles would come back around. Along those lines, I'd wear a pince nez is I were more badass.

A good halfway step is to wear two monocles, one in each eye, as an intermediate step.

- B

 

[KPO89]

Originally Posted by voxsartoria

A good halfway step is to wear two monocles, one in each eye, as an intermediate step.

- B

 

[Wallcloud]

Originally Posted by voxsartoria

A good halfway step is to wear two monocles, one in each eye, as an intermediate step.

- B

Wouldnt that be a double step?