Can I wear this jacket with black pants without being gay?

[83glt]

If you already own the jacket, I would say you should try to come up with something that would work. Black pants aren't that something. I'm thinking a patterned trouser, perhaps a windowpane might work. Maybe gray with blue windowpane? If you stick with solid color trousers, I'd have to say that an appropriate shade of pink or lavender might be the only realistic option. This of course won't assist you in any attempt to not look gay.

 

[FlaneurNYC]

Originally Posted by PTWilliams

Can I wear this jacket with black pants without being gay?

That depends entirely on what you're doing while you wear the jacket.

As frightful as it is.

 

[pandamonium]

Gentlemen, gentlemen, the only sure-fire way of measuring gay is by tie knot. Windsor = straight, four-in-one = gay.

 

[unjung]

 

[PTWilliams]

Originally Posted by hts666

Wearing that jacket will automatically make you walk up to random men, pull down their pants and proceed to give them a sweet *******.
Oh gad, that's a relief, I thought it was just me.

 

[heli0x]

Originally Posted by PTWilliams

Can I wear this jacket with black pants without being gay?

Wait... so if your answer is no, you will become gay for the sole purpose of being able to wear that ugly jacket? It's an interesting question, as it assumes you have choice in the matter.

 

[PTWilliams]

Originally Posted by heli0x

Wait... so if your answer is no, you will become gay for the sole purpose of being able to wear that ugly jacket? It's an interesting question, as it assumes you have choice in the matter.
Actually, the jacket is on Ebay and I was wondering whether to bid. There comes a point in every man's life, whether to bid, or not to bid, on the purple jacket.

 

[unjung]

Originally Posted by PTWilliams

There comes a point in every man's life, whether to bid, or not to bid, on the purple jacket.

Is this code? Rach? GoSurface? Please explain.

 

[RSS]

If you are straight, yes. If you are gay, no.

But frankly I think it's a bit too much ... no matter what your sexual preference.

 

[philosophe]

Originally Posted by PTWilliams

Actually, the jacket is on Ebay and I was wondering whether to bid.
There comes a point in every man's life, whether to bid, or not to bid, on the purple jacket.

Don't do it. Alternatively, buy the jacket and burn it.

 

[SpooPoker]

Originally Posted by PTWilliams

Actually, I learned that flying to Panama, where there was a Colombia stopover, many years ago. I met a guy on the plane who said he was renting a car to go to this beach town, and whether I wanted to come along. Said fine. Turns out he was gay and trying to pick me up (learned this about 20 miles into the trip). It was OK, he learned I was not interested, but I did get about a two hour education on gay culture, including the thing about purple shoe laces. We also made a couple of stops at bus stations so he could check out the bathrooms.

What did you think the first 19.5 miles? Columbians were just super friendly?

 

[munchausen]

Sure you could, but why would you want to? If you're already wearing the jacket, you should go ahead and try the sodomy. Screw half-measures.

 

[javierf1987]

Horrid jacket...

 

[razl]

You couldn't be gay wearing that jacket, every gay I've known had enough fashion sense not only to not wear it, but also not to purchase it.

 

[pitboss12]

Mission Impossible.