If you're actually serious about business cards, you cannot do it through "a website" as inquired about earlier. Find a competent graphic designer with knowledge of typography. They'll hook you up and will get it printed through a real
printer. The cost is obviously going to be higher but if you guys are seriously showing disdain towards people who give you cards with their phone numbers and emails already printed on it (as expressed earlier), then you're 3/4 of the way towards the Bateman scene anyway...so a little cost shouldn't be that unreasonable.
A thought: if you're a creative and unique person, the "standard nontraditional" thing to do these days (yes, I'm aware of the oxymoron) is to set up the card so that it reads vertically - "portrait" instead of "landscape"...my card's that way. Kind of neat. It's a little bit of creativity.