How many five year olds you can take in a fight?

j · Jan 8, 2008

31. I happen to know that I can put one eight- and one five-year old on each of my feet and launch them into the air. That's not really a fighting move, because they enjoy it. It does get tiring after a while though.

Nantucket Red · Jan 8, 2008

Originally Posted by teddieriley

Picking up one of those boogers and swinging them around isn't as easy as one thinks. Don't ask...

When you've got two dozen other little boogers trying to kill you, you'd be surprised at the previously untapped reserves of strength you'll discover. Don't ask.

Brian SD · Jan 8, 2008

I got 31.

kwilkinson · Jan 8, 2008

Originally Posted by j

31. I happen to know that I can put one eight- and one five-year old on each of my feet and launch them into the air. That's not really a fighting move, because they enjoy it. It does get tiring after a while though.

Originally Posted by Brian SD

I got 31.

The mods are RUTHLESS!

West24 · Jan 8, 2008

i think that picking up a little kid who is trying to bite you etc and using him as a weapon would be too tiring and id rather just try and lay one punch/kick knock outs on them. am i thinking too much into this?

jkennett · Jan 8, 2008

31!!! And, I did answer somewhat honestly... haha. I think my experience in fighting off a swarm of hornets is what put me over the top.

amerikajinda · Jan 8, 2008

Originally Posted by West24

i think that picking up a little kid who is trying to bite you etc and using him as a weapon would be too tiring and id rather just try and lay one punch/kick knock outs on them. am i thinking too much into this?

I'd pick up the little biter by the feet and swing him/her around and around and around knocking out all the other little kids. I think I saw a similar scene in a Kung Foo movie once... yeah, then I'd fly up to a tree branch.

HomerJ · Jan 8, 2008

Looks like the lowest you can get is 1

The most possible appears to be 39. I can take 22. I blame it on my short arms.

Originally Posted by amerikajinda

I'd pick up the little biter by the feet and swing him/her around and around and around knocking out all the other little kids. I think I saw a similar scene in a Kung Foo movie once... yeah, then I'd fly up to a tree branch.
LMAO. This reminds me of the Neo vs Agent Smiths battle on Matrix. If the 5 year olds came at you 1 on 1, how many could you knock out then? I'd guess I could do 1 every 30 seconds on average for about a couple of hours if they came right at me aggressively and I didn't have to chase them. I don't know how long I could keep it up though.

nomoreexcuses · Jan 8, 2008

16. All those years of being bullied at school has left its scars.

DNW · Jan 8, 2008

Originally Posted by nomoreexcuses

16. All those years of being bullied at school has left its scars.
Dude, no more excuses. I think I could do more, but my sense of morality gets in the way. I need to straight up krav magooing these little bastards.

TheHoff · Jan 8, 2008

Are these five year olds given any guidance in how to attack?

I think the number taken would vary greatly if the five year olds could be somehow organized to swarm effectively and "go for balls."

lawyerdad · Jan 8, 2008

Originally Posted by TheHoff

"go for balls."

Come on, man, read the rules.

Go Surface · Jan 8, 2008

Originally Posted by nomoreexcuses

16. All those years of being bullied at school has left its scars.

That's depressing.

TheHoff · Jan 8, 2008

Originally Posted by lawyerdad

Come on, man, read the rules.

Heheh I didn't click on the link.. this is a classic forum thread topic and I'm asking the classic questions.

teddieriley · Jan 8, 2008

I think realistically, you'd have to get tired at some point, by which time, you'll just be swarmed (assuming a constant supply of a constant number of 5 year olds). A punching bag never hits back, but you eventually get exhausted punching and kicking it.

How many five year olds you can take in a fight?

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