The Most Deranged Sorority Girl Email You Will Ever Read

salisboss · Apr 22, 2013

Blackhood said:
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I don't know why but that came over as some super-weak bro-brag.

Not trying to bro-brag just saying to people that weren't Greek that **** like this happens all the time (not as profanity laced and in your face) because to a certain perception is reality in the Greek system. My fraternity was the full of engineers who weren't rich and weren't gonna drug anybody but we had the lame reputation so we had to change.

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Blackhood · Apr 22, 2013

No, I meant the quoted bit. I know it was totally accidental (and non-voluntary), it just came across like "posted from my mustang" or "posted from my dad's private jet". I'm only ribbing you.

salisboss · Apr 22, 2013

Oh haha I need to turn that off or at least make it awesome like 'sent from my ferarri' or something.

js4design · Apr 22, 2013

I changed mine to say "Sent from my Motorola DynaTAC" just to see who would notice. Most of my friends apparently aren't observant or don't know their cellphone history.

js4design · Apr 22, 2013

Michael Shannon Reads the Insane Delta Gamma Sorority Letter

gort · Apr 22, 2013

LOL that's where I went to college.

JLibourel · Apr 22, 2013

That young "lady's" vulgar memorandum was dismaying on several counts:

It is a general symptom of the coarsening of the culture, especially, coming as it does from a woman.

It is an indictment of American higher education (which I generally despise anyway) that a college-educated (partially anyway) young woman can do no better than string a lot of the worst vulgarities in the language to express herself forcefully.

Finally, I thought that sororities made a least a pretense of maintaining standards of social gentility and ladylike behavior, although I suppose that is delusional of me.

But, this is all probably just the maundering of an old guy!

Gibonius · Apr 22, 2013

js4design said:
Michael Shannon Reads the Insane Delta Gamma Sorority Letter

I came here to post this. A+.

foodguy · Apr 22, 2013

JLibourel said:
That young "lady's" vulgar memorandum was dismaying on several counts:

It is a general symptom of the coarsening of the culture, especially, coming as it does from a woman.

It is an indictment of American higher education (which I generally despise anyway) that a college-educated (partially anyway) young woman can do no better than string a lot of the worst vulgarities in the language to express herself forcefully.

Finally, I thought that sororities made a least a pretense of maintaining standards of social gentility and ladylike behavior, although I suppose that is delusional of me.

But, this is all probably just the maundering of an old guy!

well said JLib! and now back to Guess Her Muff.

Gibonius · Apr 22, 2013

JLibourel said:
Finally, I thought that sororities made a least a pretense of maintaining standards of social gentility and ladylike behavior, although I suppose that is delusional of me.

Oh, they make a pretense. Wearing dresses during formal events, etc. Very thin pretense though, as you'll find them getting drunk as hell, dancing poorly to hip hop, then vomiting on the bus on the way home.

itsstillmatt · Apr 22, 2013

This is a good letter, and good for society as a whole. There are enough anti-social people out there already who only talk to people they already know, and this fine lady is doing us a service by teaching her sistren to be a little more outgoing. Good for her. She is also trying to keep Sigma Nu from getting laid the way they normally do, roofies and date ****. They should honor her in an appropriate fashion. Maybe a gang bang.

More seriously, you people are lame. Why do you have to strip the world of fun. Sororities and fraternities are fun, great experiences you can look back on with a lot of warmth. People are so ******* stripped of fun now. So neutered. Go **** yourselves.

Texasmade · Apr 22, 2013

According to facebook, this chick is single. Her number is also posted for the world to see.

HRoi · Apr 22, 2013

itsstillmatt said:
This is a good letter, and good for society as a whole. There are enough anti-social people out there already who only talk to people they already know, and this fine lady is doing us a service by teaching her sistren to be a little more outgoing. Good for her. She is also trying to keep Sigma Nu from getting laid the way they normally do, roofies and date ****. They should honor her in an appropriate fashion. Maybe a gang bang.

More seriously, you people are lame. Why do you have to strip the world of fun. Sororities and fraternities are fun, great experiences you can look back on with a lot of warmth. People are so ******* stripped of fun now. So neutered. Go **** yourselves.

i endorse fun through **** punting.

ok ok, i really just like typing **** punt

acidboy · Apr 22, 2013

JLibourel said:
That young "lady's" vulgar memorandum was dismaying on several counts:

It is a general symptom of the coarsening of the culture, especially, coming as it does from a woman.

It is an indictment of American higher education (which I generally despise anyway) that a college-educated (partially anyway) young woman can do no better than string a lot of the worst vulgarities in the language to express herself forcefully.

Finally, I thought that sororities made a least a pretense of maintaining standards of social gentility and ladylike behavior, although I suppose that is delusional of me.

But, this is all probably just the maundering of an old guy!

I went to college in a catholic university here more than 20 years ago. I've had my share of lady friends with vulgar languages even then.

Flieger · Apr 23, 2013

itsstillmatt said:
This is a good letter, and good for society as a whole. There are enough anti-social people out there already who only talk to people they already know, and this fine lady is doing us a service by teaching her sistren to be a little more outgoing. Good for her. She is also trying to keep Sigma Nu from getting laid the way they normally do, roofies and date ****. They should honor her in an appropriate fashion. Maybe a gang bang.

More seriously, you people are lame. Why do you have to strip the world of fun. Sororities and fraternities are fun, great experiences you can look back on with a lot of warmth. People are so ******* stripped of fun now. So neutered. Go **** yourselves.

Everything Matt wrote is so true.
In my days at Uni I noticed that the most judgmental and dismissive students were the types that did not belong to any frats and sororities. Most of the frat types were busy having fun and being idiots (in a good way) while many of the non frat types were busy talking about how awful our lives must be etc....
Boring sororities are sometimes fun to hang out with too as they don't like it when beer is thrown in the air etc. The screaming of vain boring girls when the beer hits their hair or clothing is hilarious. :embar:

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