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The Most Deranged Sorority Girl Email You Will Ever Read

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by js4design, Apr 18, 2013.

  1. HRoi

    HRoi Well-Known Member

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    Would hit but not cunt punt
     
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  2. wootx

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    Would fucking HIT provided she KEEPS her MOUTH SHUT
     
  3. Texasmade

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    She would probably drop f-bombs all over the place if she didn't keep her mouth shut.
     
  4. wootx

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    On second thought, I would probably be fine with her using her mouth
     
  5. Claghorn

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    She'd only put out if you were Sigma Nu; otherwise it'll be bad for her sorority.
     
  6. Texasmade

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    I hope she's not fucking boring and awkward in bed.
     
  7. HRoi

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    There is a roofie joke here that I just won't make
     
  8. GreenFrog

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    But... you just did.

    :p
     
  9. salisboss

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    I think that this is awesome. Where I went to college there were definitely no fun sororities that we didn't want to hang out with. When the social chair my senior year to improve my fraternities stock by only planning parties with the fun houses he made a point to tell everyone to be friendly and talk to the girls and not be weird.

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  10. Blackhood

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    I don't know why but that came over as some super-weak bro-brag.
     
  11. salisboss

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    Not trying to bro-brag just saying to people that weren't Greek that shit like this happens all the time (not as profanity laced and in your face) because to a certain perception is reality in the Greek system. My fraternity was the full of engineers who weren't rich and weren't gonna drug anybody but we had the lame reputation so we had to change.

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    No, I meant the quoted bit. I know it was totally accidental (and non-voluntary), it just came across like "posted from my mustang" or "posted from my dad's private jet". I'm only ribbing you.
     
  13. salisboss

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    Oh haha I need to turn that off or at least make it awesome like 'sent from my ferarri' or something.
     
  14. js4design

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    I changed mine to say "Sent from my Motorola DynaTAC" just to see who would notice. Most of my friends apparently aren't observant or don't know their cellphone history.
     
  15. gort

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    LOL that's where I went to college.
     
  16. JLibourel

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    That young "lady's" vulgar memorandum was dismaying on several counts:

    It is a general symptom of the coarsening of the culture, especially, coming as it does from a woman.

    It is an indictment of American higher education (which I generally despise anyway) that a college-educated (partially anyway) young woman can do no better than string a lot of the worst vulgarities in the language to express herself forcefully.

    Finally, I thought that sororities made a least a pretense of maintaining standards of social gentility and ladylike behavior, although I suppose that is delusional of me.

    But, this is all probably just the maundering of an old guy!
     
  17. Gibonius

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    well said JLib! and now back to Guess Her Muff.
     
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  19. Gibonius

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    Oh, they make a pretense. Wearing dresses during formal events, etc. Very thin pretense though, as you'll find them getting drunk as hell, dancing poorly to hip hop, then vomiting on the bus on the way home.
     
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