Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

globetrotter · Oct 7, 2011

iammatt said:
I once told my wife she was letting herself go. She says it was the nicest thing I ever said to her.

wow, you have been brass balls.

JayJay · Oct 7, 2011

Not really pissing me off, but a guy in the grocery store asked me if he could pay for my small basket of groceries with his food stamps, and then I give him the cash. I declined the request right away. I hadn't realized that people did this sort of thing.

CouttsClient · Oct 7, 2011

JayJay said:
Not really pissing me off, but a guy in the grocery store asked me if he could pay for my small basket of groceries with his food stamps, and then I give him the cash. I declined the request right away. I hadn't realized that people did this sort of thing.

People sell food stamps $0.50 on the dollar.

Biscotti · Oct 7, 2011

All this occupy **** is really pissing me off; all these ************* hippies were pounding drums in front of the business school this past week, and I'm trying to either study, take a test, or sleep off a hangover.

Rambo · Oct 7, 2011

Followup to the Facebook bullshit. My response to the last email:

Hello Etan,

Excuse me, but this is completely asinine. If Mark Zuckerburg's dog can
have a facebook account, why can't I under an assumed name? Please explain
that to me.

-Rambo Wolf

To which Etan replied:

Hi Rambo,

Facebook profiles are designed for real people to connect and share with each other. Note that it violates our Statement of Rights and Responsibilities to use your profile to represent anyone or anything else.

If you'd like to use Facebook to represent your business, organization, pet, group, or idea, consider creating a Facebook Page.

Facebook Pages are different from personal profiles. Pages provide an opportunity for musical artists, public figures, businesses, and even pets to share information and interact with fans. They are specifically designed to help you communicate with large audiences and capture new audiences through fans’ recommendations to their friends.

To create a Page, simply click on the "Create a Page" link under the Sign Up section of www.facebook.com, or visit:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/create.php

Thanks,

Etán
User Operations
Facebook

Neo_Version 7 · Oct 7, 2011

Etan ftw.

acidboy · Oct 7, 2011

Douglas said:
yeah i know, which is why i've held my tongue to this point.
she actually thinks she has great taste.
ladies and gentlemen of the jury, i present to you exhibit A:

whoa

CalTex · Oct 7, 2011

freaking moron who dose the IT for the station is claiming I am messing up their network.

lasbar · Oct 8, 2011

acidboy said:
whoa

I love antiques but that is fugly...

CouttsClient · Oct 8, 2011

Douglas said:
yeah i know, which is why i've held my tongue to this point.
she actually thinks she has great taste.
ladies and gentlemen of the jury, i present to you exhibit A:

That...whatever that is... is grounds for divorce. My goodness

L'Incandescent · Oct 8, 2011

I know they make practical joke birthday candles that you can't blow out, and practical joke ice cubes with insects inside them. I wonder if they make practical joke home furnishings? It would be an expensive joke, but it would be pretty funny too.

Zachgranstrom · Oct 8, 2011

JayJay said:
Not really pissing me off, but a guy in the grocery store asked me if he could pay for my small basket of groceries with his food stamps, and then I give him the cash. I declined the request right away. I hadn't realized that people did this sort of thing.

This actually happens quite often. I think it might have been a good 3-4 months ago when I heard on the local news station that several stores in downtown Seattle(specifically, Chinatown) were caught charging $.50 -.75 on the dollar to exchange food stamp money for real money.

in stitches · Oct 8, 2011

LawrenceMD said:
had a Curb Your Enthusiasm situation today:
I was in brooklyn near the corner of Lafayette and Broadway waiting to make a left turn. (this is actually a weird semi ghetto/uber grimy hipster area thats actually nice as long as its daylight out).
A black woman in a sedan in front of me seems hesitant to make a left. Then a NYPD van pulls up behind me. A large gap forms ahead and the woman still doesn't take her left. The police van behind me proceeds to HOOOOONNNKKK the **** out of his horn.
The black woman flings up the middle finger and I'm kinda laughing and the NYPD van actually just gives up waiting to take a left and drives forward. We both eventually take a left and I pull up to her side.
we both had open windows and i notice that she's huge (probably like 6'2" and easily 250lbs and she starts up:
"YOU ******* PRICK!! WHERE THE **** YOU HAVE TO BE AT? WHERE THE **** ARE YOU ******* DRIVING AT? WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE ******* HONKING THEIR HORN AT ME MOTHERFUCKER!"
then her equally huge teenaged son gets out and starts yelling at me to get out.
I was actually laughing the whole time (but well aware that the **** was about to go down) and calmly told them that it was the police that beeped their horn. I was in no hurry what so ever and I just wanted to get home.
the huge black mother proceeds:
"WELL SOMEBODY HONKED THEIR MOTHERFUCKING HORN AT ME YOU PRICK!" (this is the irrational woman who needs to vent even when in the wrong).
I proceed to show the large black son the sound of my horn (thank god VW horns sound totally different than the NYPD van horns).
"MA, IT WAS THE POLICE VAN WHO BEEPED AT US" - he then gets back into his moms car.
Large black woman: "**** YOU MOTHERFUCKING PRICK BEEPING AT ME... " while she drives away....

CouttsClient said:
People sell food stamps $0.50 on the dollar.

things that are pissing you off thread, this is 5 minutes of a typical baltimore city day.

GQgeek · Oct 9, 2011

iammatt said:
I once told my wife she was letting herself go. She says it was the nicest thing I ever said to her.

GQgeek · Oct 9, 2011

my mother sent me a text message LAST NIGHT that said "I'm coming to toronto. buy a pheasant." ****. First, some notice would be great. Second, I thought I was going to have a peaceful, enjoyable weekend to myself. Now it is ruined.

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