You don't want to look like a terrorist or the CIA might wisk you away to guantanamo bay. You don't want to look all girly cuz that ain't no fun. I suppose you have no choice but to sport a handlebar mustache and some lamb chop side burns. That way people will mistake you for a white trash drug fiend with a farmer's tan and no one will mess with you. As an added bonus, you'll attract plenty of meth addicted biker broads who'll turn you on to some quality crank.
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2/5/12 at 3:05am