Total Recall Remake (Aug 3, 2012) - Page 2

My very first thought when I think of Total Recall.

Also
"See you at the party Richter"
"Come on Cohaagen, Give Deez People Ehyar"

and have Austrian Death Machine do the soundtrack.

A remake? Already?

What next - "Trainspotting", with Michael Cera, Ed Westwick, Robert Pattison, and Zach Galifianakis.?

About time for remake of The Blue Lagoon too.

also in the pipeline:

vision quest
breakin'
american ninja
iron eagle
bloodsport
porky's
desperately seeking susan
cannonball run

"Cool Hand Luke" with Adam Sandler

This is seriously depressing. Total Recall is a classic, campy, 80s Arnold action flick. A remake is not needed.

This just further shows Hollywood is out of ideas...

How the fuck is this not going to be on Mars???

Word, this would be a travesty. What's next, remaking Starship Troopers?

+ Far too much to mention! Personally, I think NOBODY can substitute for Ahnuld!!!!!!!!!! This remake will most likely be GARBAGE!!!!!!!!!! Thinking anybody can substitute for Ahnuld (far from just Colin Farrell) is FUCKING STUPID!!!!!!!!!!
Edited by OxxfordSJLINY - 8/3/11 at 2:07pm

"I got five kids ta feed."

I guess I'm the only one who thinks this might be kinda cool. I like it when they reinvent things...if it's done well.

"I wish I had three hands!"

Hey, when are they gonna remake Krull?

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