I think I am in love with my tailor. I just picked up a jacket that she fixed beautifully, and had a fitting for a linen jacket that she took apart. Not only does she do an amazing job, but she's awfully cute. I think she's about my age, and is possibly Czech or Polish.
I think she had me at "oh, no, we do all of the lining by hand- just like in the old days."
AND, she recognized the trousers I was wearing that she altered for me about a year ago
Envisioning a romantic comedy with Zissou traveling across europe in sort of a lonely Bill Murray way, falling a love with a tailor, falling out with said tailor and flying home to the states, then being reunited after she recognizes the pants she altered a year ago.
just start dropping subtle hints whenever you're at the tailor. maybe leave some magnum condoms in the pockets of a jacket you dropped off , or ask if she can alter a pair of pants to have more space in the crotch because it's uncomfortable for your huge package.
oh my fucking god it would be the artsiest fucking movie since ever
Ext. Utah. Day.
Zissou looks out over desert in wintertime. Arches are covered with snow. Turns. Wind blows. Zissou chews lip, looks off camera.
Zissou: I miss the water.
diablo cody with the rewrite:
Zissou: *plays kazoo softly* EGADS I miss the water more errday *sings kanye wests 'mercy' softly as the scene fades to black*