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post #20296 of 24107
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Depends. Girl turkey or boy turkey?


Actually, it wouldn't matter. Like all birds, turkeys have a cloaca. That's the hole they shit, piss, and expel sperm or eggs from. They're pretty similar on both male and female turkeys so all you have to do is lube up and slip inside.
No kidding I had to look this up a couple weeks ago as I was contemplating eggs. Birds really dont even have sex to make babies. The eggs we eat are unfertilized. Hens will always lay eggs, its just a matter of if the rooster like rubs on the cloaca to make chicks. Crazy.
post #20297 of 24107
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Originally Posted by Harold falcon View Post


Actually, it wouldn't matter. Like all birds, turkeys have a cloaca. That's the hole they shit, piss, and expel sperm or eggs from. They're pretty similar on both male and female turkeys so all you have to do is lube up and slip inside.

 

You have a disturbing amount of knowledge about this.  Is turkey rape a thing in NE PA?

post #20298 of 24107
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You have a disturbing amount of knowledge about this.  Is turkey rape a thing in NE PA?


I can definitely say I have never raped a bird. I might know a person who did have sexual contact with a chicken.
post #20299 of 24107
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I can definitely say I have never raped a bird.

lol says the guy who used to call himself birdman and then changed his name to hide from "an ex-girlfriend."
post #20300 of 24107
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lol says the guy who used to call himself birdman and then changed his name to hide from "an ex-girlfriend."

Bam! Watch out everyone, when eric gets on a roll it's best to avoid the line of fire.
post #20301 of 24107

Hey, who is this guy? Is he making fun of me?

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post #20302 of 24107
If you warsh your hands but then there's no towel you can always dry your hands by running them through your hair because your hair is like fibers. But what do you do if you're like me ain't got much hair at all on the noggin (fibers)?
post #20303 of 24107
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If you warsh your hands but then there's no towel you can always dry your hands by running them through your hair because your hair is like fibers. But what do you do if you're like me ain't got much hair at all on the noggin (fibers)?


Run them through your pubic hairs.
post #20304 of 24107
"Yeah? Well my pubes are cleaner than anything in this washroom."


alt.: "In the Coast Guard they teach us not to piss on our hands."
post #20305 of 24107
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Originally Posted by Harold falcon View Post

Run them through your pubic hairs.

That will be a problem for Neo then.
post #20306 of 24107
Okay so the person in the office next to mine is singing up a storm today be like ♪ ♬ Hello from the other side / A must han called a thousand times / To tell you I'm sorry for my nefarious deeds ♬ ♪

Eventually I went in was like "Uh there's no way that's the right lyric ain't no pop songstress gonna sing "nefarious deeds." But he was like "That's why you're working in a office not writing smash hit songs don't know what kind of words get the people to emotional condition." But I was like "you're working in a office too, dumbass."
post #20307 of 24107
Where are booth of Patrick poaster and star of gome poaster?
post #20308 of 24107

They have been notably absent.  Though pB has been MIA for what feels like a month.

post #20309 of 24107
Did he not make it out alive from San Antonio?
post #20310 of 24107
Three houses on my street had better shit to do and were "self-serve" for Halloween.



I think their trust in the average 12 year old is misplaced...
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