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Ashton Kutcher: Style Icon

post #1 of 32
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There is so much that is wrong in this picture, I barely know where to start. Perhaps I'll throw it open to commentary... At least he looked presentable in a suit; I guess now he's the one who has been "punk'd"
post #2 of 32
When I saw the words "Ashton Kutcher" and "Style Icon" together I thought I was going to have to flame away in this thread Few people have done more to try and squash the nascent bloom of well-dressed Generation Xs and Ys. May he spend eternity in hell trapped in a pavilion of fire showered with water as hot as molten brass.
post #3 of 32
Where is his dumbass trucker hat? He is the biggest assclown in the business.
post #4 of 32
But he's so cute.
post #5 of 32
Streetwear and Denim, he's all yours.
post #6 of 32
No thanks, we don't want him.
post #7 of 32
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When I saw the words "Ashton Kutcher" and "Style Icon" together I thought I was going to have to flame away in this thread   Few people have done more to try and squash the nascent bloom of well-dressed Generation Xs and Ys. May he spend eternity in hell trapped in a pavilion of fire showered with water as hot as molten brass.
g, so tell me, do you feel strongly on the subject?
post #8 of 32
Sorry, but overalls are hillbilly Trad. Looks like MC is stuck with ol' Ashton.
post #9 of 32
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g, so tell me, do you feel strongly on the subject?
No, not really, but I decided to go Koran on his ass in the hopes that it might happen in the afterlife for him.
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No thanks, we don't want him.
Well, you're taking him whether you want him or not. Jon.
post #11 of 32
Considering Ashton's bank account, those overalls are probably ultra-premium Japanese denim woven on a loom that Levi's used to make jeans for gold miners way back when. And his strangely-absent trucker hats? Those are made from, like, imported Italian nylon.  
post #12 of 32
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Considering Ashton's bank account, those overalls are probably ultra-premium Japanese denim woven on a loom that Levi's used to make jeans for gold miners way back when. And his strangely-absent trucker hats? Those are made from, like, imported Italian nylon.
Jon.
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Considering Ashton's bank account, those overalls are probably ultra-premium Japanese denim woven on a loom that Levi's used to make jeans for gold miners way back when. And his strangely-absent trucker hats? Those are made from, like, imported Italian nylon.  
Actually, Ashton himself grew sick of the trucker hat thing and wore a fedora for a while afterward. How does that feel, trad people?
post #14 of 32
That facial hair. He resembles a wino.
post #15 of 32
Jeez, LA Guy, for a mod you are being a real hater. 'How does that feel, trad people' indeed. It's pretty clear that Ashton is an equal-opportunity imitator whose magpie 'style cues' could come from just about any area of human decoration. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised to see him wearing a penis gourd with an 80s band shirt and assless chaps on 'late late night'. But if I do, I won't single out the Papuans on this board and foist his lame ass on them just 'cuz he adopted one distinctive style cue from them. Bottom line: Ashton's style is anything but trad. You may not want him in yr court, but he certainly doesn't belong with the classical camp.
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