Ashton Kutcher: Style Icon

There is so much that is wrong in this picture, I barely know where to start. Perhaps I'll throw it open to commentary... At least he looked presentable in a suit; I guess now he's the one who has been "punk'd"

When I saw the words "Ashton Kutcher" and "Style Icon" together I thought I was going to have to flame away in this thread Few people have done more to try and squash the nascent bloom of well-dressed Generation Xs and Ys. May he spend eternity in hell trapped in a pavilion of fire showered with water as hot as molten brass.

Where is his dumbass trucker hat? He is the biggest assclown in the business.

But he's so cute.

Streetwear and Denim, he's all yours.

No thanks, we don't want him.

When I saw the words "Ashton Kutcher" and "Style Icon" together I thought I was going to have to flame away in this thread Â

Few people have done more to try and squash the nascent bloom of well-dressed Generation Xs and Ys. May he spend eternity in hell trapped in a pavilion of fire showered with water as hot as molten brass.

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g, so tell me, do you feel strongly on the subject?

Sorry, but overalls are hillbilly Trad. Looks like MC is stuck with ol' Ashton.

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so tell me, do you feel strongly on the subject?

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No, not really, but I decided to go Koran on his ass in the hopes that it might happen in the afterlife for him.

No thanks, we don't want him.

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Well, you're taking him whether you want him or not. Jon.

Considering Ashton's bank account, those overalls are probably ultra-premium Japanese denim woven on a loom that Levi's used to make jeans for gold miners way back when. And his strangely-absent trucker hats? Those are made from, like, imported Italian nylon. Â

Considering Ashton's bank account, those overalls are probably ultra-premium Japanese denim woven on a loom that Levi's used to make jeans for gold miners way back when. And his strangely-absent trucker hats? Those are made from, like, imported Italian nylon.

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Jon.

Considering Ashton's bank account, those overalls are probably ultra-premium Japanese denim woven on a loom that Levi's used to make jeans for gold miners way back when. And his strangely-absent trucker hats? Those are made from, like, imported Italian nylon. Â

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Actually, Ashton himself grew sick of the trucker hat thing and wore a fedora for a while afterward. How does that feel, trad people?

That facial hair.

He resembles a wino.

Jeez, LA Guy, for a mod you are being a real hater. 'How does that feel, trad people' indeed. It's pretty clear that Ashton is an equal-opportunity imitator whose magpie 'style cues' could come from just about any area of human decoration. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised to see him wearing a penis gourd with an 80s band shirt and assless chaps on 'late late night'. But if I do, I won't single out the Papuans on this board and foist his lame ass on them just 'cuz he adopted one distinctive style cue from them.

Bottom line: Ashton's style is anything but trad. You may not want him in yr court, but he certainly doesn't belong with the classical camp.