Worst Bumper Sticker You've Seen?

[spertia]

I've come across a lot of horrible and/or downright offensive bumper stickers on cars over the years. Recently I saw a crappy sedan in a Target parking lot, with a single bumper sticker -- white text on black background -- that simply said, "F*CK YOU, YOU F*CKING F*CK!" (minus the asterisks). Angry much?

Seems like a good way to create road rage in other drivers (particularly some of the rednecks around here), or at least get your car keyed while it's parked somewhere.

 

[Salad]

I rather see that one than that "COEXIST" one with all the different religious symbols making up the letters. I live in the SF/Bay Area so every other Prius (which is almost every other car) has one. Namaste, bitches!

 

[jesask]

How about "Wrangler butts drive me nuts"

 

[JetBlast]

Yea the stupid COEXIST one is annoying too.

My other car is a ___________ (insert vehicle no one gives two ***** about)

Anything related to Twilight makes me want to run them off the road.

 

[MetroStyles]

"come any closer and i'll fart"

 

[Big Pun]

I was recently cut off by some guy in an F150 with "What if Jesus was aborted?" and "Bush/Cheney '04" plastered on the back of his truck.

 

[oneeightyseven]

all bumper stickers are ******* marsupialed.

 

[nootje]

"if you can read this you're losing"

written on a honda prelude with visual tuning..Allthough any decent car could pass it anyway..

 

[spertia]

From time to time, I get stuck behind this minivan that has the usual American flag stickers and yellow-ribbon "support our troops" sticker. However, they also have this lovely gem in a prominent location on the back of the vehicle: "Welcome to America. We speak English. Learn it or leave!"

 

[gomestar]

the urinating Calvin.

 

[Mr.Pinchy]

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EDIT: No wait, that's not a bumper sticker. It's just something that seems to be on every asshole's car.

 

[username79]

 

[PITAronin]

My nomination would be the various forms of "I'm an honor student at XYZ Elementary School". Basically, every time I see that one I can't help thinking: "OK, interpreted literally, that means that you're at least 16 and driving, and you're BRAGGING about whupping up academically on all of those 7-year-old students in your school. Dude!!!"

 

[greg_atlanta]

I like the "my kid beat up your honor student" stickers.

 

[gilwood]

Originally Posted by spertia

From time to time, I get stuck behind this minivan that has the usual American flag stickers and yellow-ribbon "support our troops" sticker. However, they also have this lovely gem in a prominent location on the back of the vehicle: "Welcome to America. We speak English. Learn it or leave!"

Wow that reminds of this article:

China to overtake us as worlds biggest assh

Article Quote:
"Chinese citizens will arrogantly strut across the globe disrespecting other cultures and shouting loudly while dressed in XXL "Speak Chinese or Go Home" T-shirts."