Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

in stitches said:

my daughter is sick and my wife and son both have strep.

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patrickBOOTH said:

Pour beer on them.

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in stitches said:

my daughter is sick and my wife and son both have strep.

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JayJay said:

in stitches said:

my daughter is sick and my wife and son both have strep.

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Sorry to hear this. Hope they'll all better, soon.

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JayJay said:

Sorry to hear this. Hope they'll all better, soon.

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imatlas said:

+1

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in stitches said:

thanks guys. im trying to be helpful, but also trying not to get sick. a whole house of useless sick people is never good.

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oneeightyseven said:

drink lots of OJ or something! I use getting sick as an excuse to drink cartons and cartons of OJ lol

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in stitches said:

noted

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in stitches said:

i went food shopping for the first time since getting married. ****, food is expensive.

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in stitches said:

thanks guys. im trying to be helpful, but also trying not to get sick. a whole house of useless sick people is never good.

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in stitches said:

i went food shopping for the first time since getting married. ****, food is expensive.

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Liam O said:

Gargle with whiskey, drink if desired. listerine also works, but not as fun.



Yup. Do what I do and you save some dough. Ethnic groceries for staples (indian for chickpeas, lentils, rice, and almonds, mexican for beans, etc), I guess you can't get around the Kosher thing on meat, but I can find out if my goatmeat source is Kosher if you like. Its cheaper than good beef, tastes better and is better for you. Cut down on meat, switch to barley or something instead of bread dishes, a 4lb bag of barley will run you the same as a loaf of bread and you can make a nice bulgar with a bit of parsley that will fill you up, healthier too. Switch to tea instead of coffee (I'll provide you with my sources) because you save a shitton of cash, and avoid premade/prepackaged grub. Also, margarine is far cheaper than butter and by definition parve. All that also means you can afford fresh veggies from the farmers market, better fiber, better flavor than grocery store, still cheaper (usually) and helps you with the weight loss goals. Carrots and almonds are the perfect snack foods.

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in stitches said:

im gonna keep doing what i do. let the wife deal with it.

edit - btw, congrats on 1k poats.

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harvey_birdman said:

I don't get you people. I drink gallons of coffee and beer daily. I eat steak and bacon and almost no vegetables. My poops are awesome.
Man up you 99%er fibromyalgia sufferers.

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Lemmy drinks at least one bottle of whiskey a day , and he's done it for over 35 years. The food he consumes is equally unhealthy: He loathes vegetables and eats mainly meats and cheese, with the occasional cake or biscuit thrown in, administered on a "however much he likes, whenever he likes it" basis. He's been smoking since he was 11. He does copious amounts of drugs daily, and has done so for decades.

If that sounds like the lifestyle of every rock star on earth, you're partially right. But what sets Lemmy apart is his apparent good health. His liver is completely fine . As are his kidneys. And lungs. In fact, the man is pretty much as healthy as he's ever been -- the few times he's actually been ill have been everyday performer stuff such as a lung infection and stage dehydration. Even then, he continues to maintain a schedule that would exhaust a person half his age.

There is some evidence that he is only human, though: Sometimes, when the concert conditions get unbearably sweaty, he is known to hydrate by adding a couple of extra ice cubes to his onstage Jack and Coke.

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