Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

Monday, my boss asked me to help out with some issues...i spent the day going over 130 clients and fixed some clerical errors and billing issues...in a nutshell, some exemptions had expired and had to be manually keyed. So i did it.

Today i came in, and had an email from billing for every account. Someone had already gone in and changed the account, but did it for the incorrect amount...so i had to fix it AGAIN. now, im getting EVERY ONE OF THOSE BACK because someone else is going after me and RE-EXEMPTING those charges. This is going to have to be fixed, because negotiations have already been made, and these exemptions are over. Im looking at the paperwork now. I dont know who it is, but i hope they get impaled by a giant spinning marital aid...and their only hope for survival is to drink mineral oil to keep their asshoal lubed with oily **** to keep the spinning marital aid from ripping them apart.

keep in mind this **** is keeping me from my normal duties.

I was eating a piece of avocado for lunch because I am a fat **** and can only wear big fat ***** pants and I only have a few pairs big enough for my fat butt to fit into. I was trying to spoon out the piece where it attaches to the stem and can sometimes be hard to get out and ended up flipping a chunk onto my trousers and avocado is so oily that it left a big fat stain on my (scarce resource) ***** fatass pants that now need dry cleaning and everybody's going to be thinking "mishap with the cheeseburger, eh, chunks?" and I'm going to be all

it was avocado!

you could always rub some of the avocado into your pants. Although you'll need to follow it up with a squeeze of lime juice.

This **** again.

GAIN? Wtf man?



harvey_birdman said:

AGAIN? Wtf man?

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+ wtf mang?

Let's get the ball rolling again, any cute girls.



Find Finn said:

Let's get the ball rolling again, any cute girls.

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Agree on that one..

Any talent there?

derk - sorry dude.

doulas - i lol'ed



Thomas said:

you could always rub some of the avocado into your pants. Although you'll need to follow it up with a squeeze of lime juice.

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and salt



Rambo said:

and salt

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And tequila.



harvey_birdman said:

AGAIN? Wtf man?

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When I got my motorcycle license, I had to go to the DMV two days in a row.

Apparently they can't issue an IL license (I was switching from MN) *and* print an "M" on it at the same time, so I would have to go through once, get a license printed, and then go wait in line again to get a new license printed with the M.

Since I was trying to go at lunch or before work or something, I didn't have time to go through the damn line twice and had to come back the next day. No idea why that couldn't be done in one trip (or why they wouldn't let me just go back to the same counter after they print the first license without having to wait in the whole damn line again).

why are you guys all looking for excuses to lick my pants?



Douglas said:

why are you guys all looking for excuses to lick my pants?

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we're trying to help you out since it seems that you're too rotund to bend down and clean them yourself.



Rambo said:

we're trying to help you out since it seems that you're too rotund to bend down and clean them yourself.

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We're not talking about pants anymore, are we?