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post #74116 of 85753
I've become posessive of a stapler.
post #74117 of 85753
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Originally Posted by gomestar View Post

I've become posessive of a stapler.

Pics of said stapler, please.
post #74118 of 85753
At the Starbuck of which I go to there is a barista who is very coarse of demeanor (grossière). When I get up to the front of the line she says "Wachoo orderin'?" And then when it's time to pay she says "Time to gimme that $2.37 you owe or I'm callin' in the fuzz."

("Haw haw that's what you deserb be go to Starbuck must be despert for broo should go to a artisanal brewspace where everone wear flannel and listen to Lisa Loeb!!!")
post #74119 of 85753
I'm ok with *$. There's one on the way to prison I often stop at. In the three counties I primarily practice in I am lucky that there are really good independent coffee shops within a block of the courthouse of each one. I'm not sure the coffee is necessarily all that much better but the English major girls who work at those coffee shops with their neck tattoos and crazy lip piercings kind of turn me on in a dirty '90s Goth vibe kind of way so I visit them when I can.
post #74120 of 85753
Tattoos and crazy piercings have always been a turn off for me.
post #74121 of 85753
So my teeth get filled down from nail biting and grinding my teeth and my dennis has to build them back up every now and again. He did this on Saturday, but they were built back up in such a way that it makes precision nail biting more difficult and it is causing me much anxiety and strain.
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I read that nail biting is correlated with intelligence. When n = 1 and n = me I find this to be true. 

post #74123 of 85753
I bite my nails. I don't think it has anything to do with my intelligence level, it's just a bad habit I was never able to shake.
post #74124 of 85753
My nails are like a ten year old girl's hands
post #74125 of 85753
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Originally Posted by Biscotti View Post

My nails are like a ten year old girl's hands

Ass like a ten year old boy.
post #74126 of 85753
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Originally Posted by otc View Post

The girl with an office next to mine is coughing nonstop. I can hear that shit through the wall (both of our doors are closed) with my headphones on.

fucking go home!

or at least buy a cough drop

Holy shit this girl is still coughing away days later. Every 10-20 seconds...I timed it
post #74127 of 85753
Maybe she has the plague.
post #74128 of 85753
Maybe she developed a respiratory allergy. I've also heard of people with lung cancer suddenly developing persistent long term coughing (this happened to Andy Kaufman and he died because they kinda ignored it)
post #74129 of 85753
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Originally Posted by indesertum View Post

Maybe she developed a respiratory allergy. I've also heard of people with lung cancer suddenly developing persistent long term coughing (this happened to Andy Cough-man and he died because they kinda ignored it)

FTFY
post #74130 of 85753
Just got a call from Campus Security Services (CSS):

CSS: We have been informed that you are brandelshing guns in your campus office.
Me: I am listening to L.A. Guns while I grade my exams.
CSS: Regulations don't distinguish L.A. Guns from any other kind.
Me: But I am not brandishing I am listening.
CSS: Abundance of caution got to interpret brandelshing in the broadest sense now I am ordering you to cease and desist of brandelshing L.A. Guns forthwith.
Me: Okay.
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