Things your dumb friends post on facebook

About a fourth of my facebook friends are blocked from my feed. Too much religious, inspirational, and/or emotional crap.


The following are from dramatic girls:

Tell me what is right and what is wrong, I don’t even know why I’m fighting with you.
you don't care anymore. well, I guess I deserve it, don't I?

Please give me the strength NOT to quit.

forget what hurt you in the past. But never forget what it taught you.


Blocked, blocked, and blocked.

lol i see that last one a whole ******* lot

Why are you friends with people from your high school that you evidently don't care about? I went through and deleted all my hs/college contacts after realizing I wouldn't have cared if they disappeared the following day.



deadly7 said:

Why are you friends with people from your high school that you evidently don't care about? I went through and deleted all my hs/college contacts after realizing I wouldn't have cared if they disappeared the following day.

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Good question, but I suppose if I blocked them, with my luck it would somehow come up in conversation with another mutual friend who would then mention that I am still on facebook. In the event that I would run into them, it would be incredibly awkward. I removed most of them from my newsfeed a while ago - this one slipped through the cracks. Part of me is a little interested to see what they're up to because I've known them for so long.

Will they know if they've been blocked?

Someone posted this in response to a friend's status update:

"religion is based on control. Without religion there would be such an increase in crime....better yet there wouldn't even be law without religion. Humans would have dyed out long ago due to murder, drugs, and dangerous technology. idk about you but i would much rather a few hundred people arguing about who "God" really is or if he/she/it really exists then not be alive right meow because my ancestors killed people and then got killed."

^^I call shenanigans. I think you doctored in the meow. A person like that is already hard enough to believe in.

Big Pun said:

^^I call shenanigans. I think you doctored in the meow. A person like that is already hard enough to believe in.

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Cold me fony smell cheque.



Big Pun said:

^^I call shenanigans. I think you doctored in the meow. A person like that is already hard enough to believe in.

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What's great about this quote is that it can unite both believers and unbelievers in the shared conviction that this girl is an idiot. Even assuming I did make it up, you shouldn't publicly call its authenticity into question, since it would be such a palliative fiction.

A student girl of one my friends was telling her mates about her week-end shenanigans before she realized her mum was friend with me and could read all her adventures..

I did laugh..



deadly7 said:

Why are you friends with people from your high school that you evidently don't care about? I went through and deleted all my hs/college contacts after realizing I wouldn't have cared if they disappeared the following day.

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Some of them have proven to be more interesting and engaging than they were back in their douchier days (ahem, myself included). Granted, this is a pretty low bar to clear in some cases, but still.

"I've a crush on your mind, I'm in love with your personality, and your looks is just a big bonus"

1. I eat tacos with a fork.
2. I was fat in middle school. The wake of that horror has yet to subside.
3. I keep forgetting that Barack Obama is our President. (See pictures of Barack Obama's college years.)
4. I have been pooped on by a monkey.
5. I am addicted to the ass-slap dance move. Sometimes I don't even notice I'm doing it.
6. When I finally told my now fiancé that I liked him (as in, liked him liked him), I drunkenly gave him the Anchorman line, "I want to be on you." He had only seen the movie once and had no idea what it was from.
7. Just because I realize that Asian women are smarter, more attractive, and have about themselves a generally superior level of class does not mean I have a fetish. Just that I'm racist.
8. I eat gummy bears by tearing them limb from limb and eating their heads last.
9. I can't grow hair on my arms.
10. Two of my best friends are under five feet tall and I have an intense fear of midgets.
11. I think yoga is incredibly spiritual. I know the Lord is with me in my downward dog. (See pictures of facial yoga.)
12. I was born with jaundice.
13. I was born pigeon-toed.
14. I was born with an extra kidney. I wish I could have sold it on the black market and made some money, but it was underdeveloped and did nothing but cause me to wet the bed until the third grade.
15. I like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur.
16. A horse once fell over while I was riding it.
17. I don't believe in democracy.
18. I cried when Spock died in Star Trek II. (See the top 10 1950s sci-fi movies.)
19. I drink two glasses of wine every night before bed. Wait, did I just admit to alcoholism?
20. If you asked me to tell you my favorite movie, I would have a hard time not saying Titanic. (See the 100 best movies of all time.)
21. I once sent a teacher into early retirement by pretending to be a cheetah and swiping at her from under a desk.
22. I once ran into New Kids On the Block's Joey McIntyre in the lobby of an off-Broadway show. I told him he was the first boy I ever loved. He laughed and kind of smiled. This was the most gratifying moment of my life.
23. My friends say that when they shave my back, I purr like a walrus.
24. I don't understand what people see in the Godfather trilogy.
25. Sometimes I think pee smells like Cheerios.

http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1877187,00.html

^ Some of those are actually amusing.

^^^ dammit, that's too long to sig. =(