Based on the experience of a good friend, you are an alcoholic if:
* Kicked out of home more than once due to drinking issues
* Arrested and spent time in jail due to DUI/DWI more than once
* Lived in recovery houses and currently living in one
* Lost two jobs because of drinking too much
* Got married and divorced to girl you met at recovery programs
* Yet, you still think you can drink beers with your friends like everybody else.
* Kicked out of home more than once due to drinking issues
* Arrested and spent time in jail due to DUI/DWI more than once
* Lived in recovery houses and currently living in one
* Lost two jobs because of drinking too much
* Got married and divorced to girl you met at recovery programs
* Yet, you still think you can drink beers with your friends like everybody else.