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Things you just don't get

acidboy

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I get beer. what I don't get is artificially flavored grape and apple juice. they don't even taste anything like real grapes and apples.
 

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I get beer. what I don't get is artificially flavored grape and apple juice. they don't even taste anything like real grapes and apples.


I like Tang. :foo:
 

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Lasbar, you wouldn't understand..
 

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Tang is good. You know what i really like? Mead.

Oh, and purple flavor gatorade rain.
 

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Beer and mead are for people who like to pretend that they live in olden tymes--the kind of people who like to go to the Renaissance Faire or reenact battles from the Thirty Years' War.
Wine is for people who are women or who feel in their hearts that they should have been born as women but weren't. Except port, which is for champions of either gender. I don't know if hermaphrodites enjoy port, but if I had to guess, I'd say yes. Shemales and transvestites too, probably, as long as they are champions.
 

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We can't all afford such future-vices like the ball from Sleeper.
 

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I went through a period where I never drank beer. Then I went through a period where I loved the microbrews. Now I am back to pretty much never drinking it anymore. I am getting older, can't afford the calories and there are just such better options for alcoholic beverages. Plus, beer makes me bloated as ****.


I stopped drinking from 20-25 or something like that and with in the last couple years I have started to have a beer or a glass of wine once or twice a month.

I have found that some of the gourmet/mircrobrews have some good beer.


I don't even drink caffeine, water and milk is sufficient. Maybe I should join a religious cult?


Never had coffee there's just something about that puts me of and can't stand the taste of milk (and I'm allergic to it), so tea and lemonade here and Mountain Dew from time to time. :embar:
 
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How someone I know is able to make a living (a damn good one at that) spending his days running around in his underwear, sometimes dressed like a Native American, sometimes as a mother - and always with several drinks already taken in. Why can not I make money saying outrageous things with ******* hanging out around beautiful models, et cetera.?
 

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How someone I know is able to make a living (a damn good one at that) spending his days running around in his underwear, sometimes dressed like a Native American, sometimes as a mother - and always with several drinks already taken in. Why can not I make money saying outrageous things with ******* hanging out around beautiful models, et cetera.?


How do you know you can't? Maybe you should give it a try.
 

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Biscotti is actually quite handsome. No ****.

EDIT:

Maybe just a little ****.
 

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