Filene's Basement's urine stain pants

I went to FB today and they had a bunch of decent sale stuff. I saw a borelli shirt it was an obvious return since the sleeves were alt shorter than what it should be. Actually, I wasn't too impress with the borelli shirt - it's about the same quality as my Ralph Lauren Regent shirt.

Then I saw a nice pair of Ballin pants - thick wool almost the same quality as the Giorgio Armani pants. Everything looked fine - the waist stitching looked great. I tried it on and it was a size too big but a tailor could have taken care of it. I was tugging on the pants, pulling it up, - just trying to get a feel of the fit as if it was altered. After I was done - I went for a further inspection and HOLY **** there was a piss yellow stain on the crotch area. I can't believe I put that **** on me.

Furthermore, I can't believe a store would take a pair of pants back with piss stains on it. In addition, I can't believe a store would sell piss stain pants.

Filene's basement has a lot of return stuffs. I once saw a blue borrelli shirt, whose collar has yellow sweat stain. Disgusting!

is it then possible that that pants stain is actually sweat stain?

Do you freak out when you see a spider, too?

Relax-it won't hurt you.

is anyone so stressed out or tired from work that a story like this is making you laugh endlessly?

Originally Posted by Ataturk

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Do you freak out when you see a spider, too?

Relax-it won't hurt you.

Relax?! He wore someones pee!!!

Far from a sweat stain. The pants has a white lining right between the crotch and that **** was dark yellow.

Originally Posted by Ataturk

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Do you freak out when you see a spider, too?

Relax-it won't hurt you.


It's a ******* piss stain. Hell, it could have been a **** stain for all I know - it was dark enough for a **** stain.

did you call the staff's attention?

ask staff to taste it. verify

How did you put the pants on without noticing the stain initially? In the process of putting each leg through, don't you have to look at the interior of the pants, including the crotch? Also, how would there be such a small piss stain? Don't people normally pee more than a few drops at a time? I call BS.

They just received new (last season) goods from that CT (Richards) joint which dumps @ FB their unsold stock.
Borrelli loafers on rubber sole for $500
Brioni shirts @150 down from $350
WTF is wrong with this picture ?

In the 1600's, Venitian women streaked their hair with urine

Originally Posted by oaw01

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I went to FB today and they had a bunch of decent sale stuff. I saw a borelli shirt it was an obvious return since the sleeves were alt shorter than what it should be. Actually, I wasn't too impress with the borelli shirt - it's about the same quality as my Ralph Lauren Regent shirt.

Then I saw a nice pair of Ballin pants - thick wool almost the same quality as the Giorgio Armani pants. Everything looked fine - the waist stitching looked great. I tried it on and it was a size too big but a tailor could have taken care of it. I was tugging on the pants, pulling it up, - just trying to get a feel of the fit as if it was altered. After I was done - I went for a further inspection and HOLY **** there was a piss yellow stain on the crotch area. I can't believe I put that **** on me.

Furthermore, I can't believe a store would take a pair of pants back with piss stains on it. In addition, I can't believe a store would sell piss stain pants.

Lol
Sorry. I thought what you wrote was funny.
That is unacceptable.