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Cybersex, have you had it?

lawyerdad

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Originally Posted by kronik
edmorel has propositioned me many, many times but I've never gone for it.

Only if you get free access to his closet.
 

Manny Calavera

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You can find me in the Deeprun Tram on most weeknights cybering with elf-babes.
 

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Originally Posted by lawyerdad
Only if you get free access to his closet.

But once you go in, you don't come out.
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Jon.
 

Roland Loden of Germany

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Originally Posted by denimdestroyedmylife
Another lonely night
Stare at the TV screen
I don't know what to do
I need a rendezvous


Do you think it possible that Kraftwerk also lead for the invention of cybersex? I do feel that Tipper Gore might of worked against her husband on this technology.
 

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Well, yes and no. I didn't actually have cyber-sex, however, I did partake in making other think they were having it and then laughing at their expense.

When I was 14, my friend and I would go to AOL chat rooms and pretend to be girls. Of course in moments tons of guys would message us. We picked the most desperate sounding guy and pretended to be interested in him. We'd talk about fake girl crap for a few minutes and slowly mention cyber sex.

He'd get all into it and we just assumed he was in midstroke as we announced that we weren't girls and proceeded to laugh at him and call him names. Of course the guy would get incredibly pissed off and type every obscenity known to man in CAPS! lol

Torturing people can be fun.
 

Piobaire

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I had a friend once tell me about his cybersex experience. He said his CD-ROM never worked the same again. So I advise against it.
 

itsstillmatt

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Originally Posted by celery
Well, yes and no. I didn't actually have cyber-sex, however, I did partake in making other think they were having it and then laughing at their expense.

When I was 14, my friend and I would go to AOL chat rooms and pretend to be girls. Of course in moments tons of guys would message us. We picked the most desperate sounding guy and pretended to be interested in him. We'd talk about fake girl crap for a few minutes and slowly mention cyber sex.

He'd get all into it and we just assumed he was in midstroke as we announced that we weren't girls and proceeded to laugh at him and call him names. Of course the guy would get incredibly pissed off and type every obscenity known to man in CAPS! lol

Torturing people can be fun.

So, you were once a virtual ****** slut?
 

kronik

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Originally Posted by edmorel
sure sounds like it.

I've never really found a situation where I would want to pretend to be a girl or imagine a man midstroke but maybe I'm weird.


No, you imagine men to finish up. It's ok.
 

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