Post your five favorite bands and I will mock and generalize you.

FLMountainMan · May 31, 2007

Biting Tiffany
The Brian Simmons Project
Dave Matthews Band
The Snappers
All Colors are Orange

shoreman1782 · May 31, 2007

It's okay, maybe Guy Piccioto will put up with your ****.

Originally Posted by Pavement

I know him, and he does!
...

Bandwagonesque · May 31, 2007

Originally Posted by Bergdorf Goodwill

I must commend your use of the year of 1988 in combination with Skrewdriver, though. You are sending some pretty covert "hile hilter lol" messages here, and I hope that the Rahowa listeners of StyleForum are receiving them.

That's impressive. I never even picked up on the (19)88 when I first read it.

lawyerdad · May 31, 2007

Originally Posted by Bergdorf Goodwill

Strap in for a Bergdorf Goodwill, Content Machine MEGA POST.

Your life's course was altered by those advertisements on television c. 1996 that lauded the greatness of Fist of the North Star (THESE JAPANIMATIONZ AINT UR DADDYS CARTOONS) in such a way that you now wish the characters on Samurai Champloo would kick science regarding more relevant, conscious subjects. Why can't they kick it like Native Tongues can? You are awaiting a Maaya Sakamoto/Do.Make.Say.Think/Eyedea collabo.

And when I get excited, my little China Girl says, oh baby, just you shut your mouth

It's good to know you've got a lady with an ongoing Circus magazine subscription who can tell your grandchildren of the splendor of Lollapalooza. WHY YES LITTLE DAKOTA SEN DOG AND MUGGS SMOKED ME OUT IT IS ALL TRUE.

You are entirely incapable of arousal.

When scratched-up Now!: That's What I Call Music discs occupy the same Xerox box as the vinyl from your dicktight pants days in your storage space.

I sense a brief but passionate (and long-repressed) flirtation with rave culture.

I will not be fooled into thinking your favorite bands are anything other than (hed) p.e., Spineshank, Primer 55, gODHEAD, and Insolence.

You sweat buckets!

You auditioned to be one of the Jicks but Stephen Malkmus laughed at your BC Rich Warlock and DOD pedal array. It's okay, maybe Guy Piccioto will put up with your ****.

You are both 40 year old men stuck in the supple and rosy-cheeked bodies of young boys, and should financially exploit that while you still have the opportunity. Your travel connections make your next few years as a rent boy all the easier.

Ian MacKaye or Adolf Hitler: pick a god you confused ****. For reference, I was wearing footie pajamas and smiling without the cloud of self-awareness in '88 (see also: movin' weight). How can you be so impossibly decrepit? What is it like to be so very near death? I must commend your use of the year of 1988 in combination with Skrewdriver, though. You are sending some pretty covert "hile hilter lol" messages here, and I hope that the Rahowa listeners of StyleForum are receiving them. Despite your advanced age, I am proud to have a race traitor like you on Our Side in the Coming Struggle.

You have made some seriously overconsidered mixtapes for girls before.

I feel that your selection of four canonical bands and one oddity is some attempt to throw a wrench into my machinery. You have succeeded. ;_;

DO NOT DOUBT THE LIMITS OF MY IMAGINATION.

There is an extremely unusual haircut in your past.

You seem like the type of guy with a "T-shirt collection."

Hinter mit einem anderem schlÃ¤gt Ein von den BlÃ¶ckenschaukeln.

Moping *****/Aeon Flux superfan.

The elusive Co&Ca/Train crossover demo is the bread and butter of the recreational enema industry.

Too many "Around the World" listenings have rendered you incapable of counting or spelling.

The sun's just a big glass/We're all ants/Whoa people still listen to Thrice?/LOL.

Here is a list rife with latent homosexuality, the kind of list I like. A tribute to you sir.

"Snark" is for people with tiny balls and LiveJournal accounts. I'm a ******* juggernaut, playboy.

Bergdorf Goodwill · May 31, 2007

Originally Posted by FLMountainMan

Biting Tiffany
The Brian Simmons Project
Dave Matthews Band
The Snappers
All Colors are Orange

I will not be subverted by your Cracked Magazine antics.

migo · May 31, 2007

No particular order...

Jamiroquai
Coldplay
Keane
Metallica
Three 6 Mafia (not sure if that's a band, but someone said they liked NWA, so yea)

Bergdorf Goodwill · May 31, 2007

Originally Posted by migo

No particular order... Jamiroquai Coldplay Keane Metallica Three 6 Mafia (not sure if that's a band, but someone said they liked NWA, so yea)
You have fumbled to turn down music while stopped at a red light in an unfamiliar neighborhood in order to avoid certain looks.

Tokyo Slim · May 31, 2007

Wasp
Cake
Hole
Tool
Rush

I am playing a game.

Bergdorf Goodwill · May 31, 2007

Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim

Wasp
Cake
Hole
Tool
Rush

I am playing a game.

The answer is either: "four letter words" or "Tokyo Slim writes a minimalistic story of unease using only band names."

Baron · May 31, 2007

Threads like this are what the internet was invented for.

Tokyo Slim · May 31, 2007

close enough.

migo · May 31, 2007

Originally Posted by Bergdorf Goodwill

You have fumbled to turn down music while stopped at a red light in an unfamiliar neighborhood in order to avoid certain looks.

This way, I can survive in a very large percentage of neighborhoods

Nantucket Red · May 31, 2007

Originally Posted by Bergdorf Goodwill

Here is a list rife with latent homosexuality, the kind of list I like. A tribute to you sir.

I will probably think of this comment and fail to suppress laughter during an important meeting and end up getting fired. Thanks in advance.

CTGuy · May 31, 2007

Thomas · May 31, 2007

In order of preference...

The Clash
Husker Du
The Beatles
current era Dylan
Afghan Whigs

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