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Originally Posted by Bergdorf Goodwill
You once placed a newspaper personal ad describing yourself as "wistful." You are still recovering from the erection that the cornfield sex scene from whatever Children of the Corn that was gave you. Your alcoholism causes you to relate facts regarding local history that people mostly nod at.
Aw crap...he nailed me to a T!
 

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Originally Posted by designprofessor
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You are innumerate. Also, one time your friend played a Sneaker Pimps song for you in 1998 and you said, "Oh, wow, this has a lot of headspace." You bought that Weird Revolution album with that song with Kid Rock on it and thought it was alright, even shined it up nice and set is on the family mantle adjacent your sealed copy of Locust Abortion Technician. You once masturbated to a photo of that ***** from the Guano Apes. Slag off.
 

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Bergdorf Goodwill

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Originally Posted by matadorpoeta
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You are a hyper-dexterous roofer and have read several books about shamanism.
 

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Originally Posted by Bergdorf Goodwill
When you were 11 one time your parents took you on a road trip to the U.S. and you stopped at the drive-thru of an Arby's in Dearborn, MI wearing this shirt:

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A black guy gave you a confused look and your parents nervously locked the doors of their Altima. Sometimes you still have nightmares.


Hey, that's not bad!
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Mind you, when I was 11 the family car was a '66 Ford Country Squire stationwagon, kind of like this:

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Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim
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You have taped episodes of Beavis and Butt-Head in your home. (I see that sly edit of Massive Attack to Aesop Rock, buster!) You are a man who has simply seen too much.
 

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Originally Posted by Bergdorf Goodwill
You have taped episodes of Beavis and Butt-Head in your home. (I see that sly edit of Massive Attack to Aesop Rock, buster!) You are a man who has simply seen too much.
I also edited Aesop Rock to Warren G I just can't make up my mind! Oh, and for the record, I have seen every episode of Beavis & Butthead + the movie... but I do not OWN any.
 

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"Last edited by Bergdorf Goodwill : Today at 09:09 PM. Reason: fixed punctuation, added insult (to injury?)"

Best...edit...ever.
 

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Originally Posted by Bergdorf Goodwill
You are a hyper-dexterous roofer and have read several books about shamanism.

i don't know what you mean by hyper-dexterous (my fingers are of normal length), i am not a roofer (unless "roofer" is a slang term i am not familiar with), and i have not read any books on shamanism.
 

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Originally Posted by acidicboy
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You love it the lolicon.

Originally Posted by matadorpoeta
i don't know what you mean by hyper-dexterous (my fingers are of normal length), i am not a roofer (unless "roofer" is a slang term i am not familiar with), and i have not read any books on shamanism.

You are a compulsive liar.
 

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