So people think I'm gay

JetBlast · May 14, 2007

Btw, what happened to this little East-European girl you felt in love several weeks ago?

I'm not in love with her

She'll be working on the school newspaper team with me next year so I figured I might as well try and get her used to the USA life. I obviously have considered dating girls, I'm just not too good at it. Some of you may remember my first thread on here was about that and I was too stubborn to listen to any of you (hey, times have changed!) so I've been off the circuit for a while. Next year will be smoother since my ex won't be working on the paper with me every day. There's not much body hair to shave off, so I'm not even going to bother. Just some on the chest, arms/legs and such. JB PS I'll add that a lot of people think aviation is a gay industry simply because of the way the airplanes are shaped

It's kind of hard to make a ******-shaped aircraft though.

Dakota rube · May 14, 2007

...but screw one sheep and..........

kronik · May 14, 2007

Stop sucking dick at recess and frosting your tips.

But seriously, stop wearing sandals and .. dress more like the guys that attend your school, if that's what you really care about. Otherwise, hit on girls until one lets you in her pants, then flaunt her around the school and make her carry a sign saying "He hits it and he enjoys it."

Bandwagonesque · May 14, 2007

The best solution is to pick the accuser up by the shoulders, and slam him into a wall, in a very Clint Eastwood/Steve McQueen/Charles Bronson tough guy, non-gay kinda way. Tell them that the last man who said that to them is a now a dead man. They'll get the point.

mizanation · May 14, 2007

maybe you *are* gay?

mizanation · May 14, 2007

Originally Posted by Bandwagonesque

The best solution is to pick the accuser up by the shoulders, and slam him into a wall, in a very Clint Eastwood/Steve McQueen/Charles Bronson tough guy, non-gay kinda way. Tell them that the last man who said that to them is a now a dead man. They'll get the point.

that is the gayest **** i've ever heard.

Aries · May 14, 2007

It's definitely the way you dress, I don't recall high school students dressing like you back when I went to high school, or for that matter now. From what I gather from your comments on here, you're more sopisticated than the ave. teen in the way you converse as well. Combination of both things lend themselves to your dilemma.

Without taking up hobbies such as sports, talking brashly etc. and dressing like a jock or a skater, a good solution would be to hook up with a girl you like and maybe show a little PDA at school.

itsstillmatt · May 14, 2007

just cockslap some girl in math class

Bandwagonesque · May 14, 2007

Originally Posted by mizanation

that is the gayest **** i've ever heard.

It's only gay if after you slam him into the wall, you pull down his pants and suck his dick.

Brian SD · May 14, 2007

I can think of 4-5 guys I knew in high school that wore dress shirts, khakis and sandals to school every day. All of them were gay.

As for the dating girls things, just loosen up. You should get some practice in when you're young. Trust me when I say that what happens in high school will have almost no consequence later in life, especially as far as relationships are concerned. Remember there's really nothing to lose and just go for it. Don't be so polite and don't get overexcited about anything.

MetroStyles · May 14, 2007

If You Were Gay
That'd Be Okay.
I Mean 'cause, Hey,
I'd Like You Anyway.
Because You See,
If It Were Me,
I Would Feel Free
To Say That I Was Gay
(but I'm Not Gay.)

Manton · May 14, 2007

Originally Posted by Brian SD

I can think of 4-5 guys I knew in high school that wore dress shirts, khakis and sandals to school every day. All of them were gay.

This could bring up an interesting new thread: "Gay ... or Alex P. Keaton?"

mizanation · May 14, 2007

Originally Posted by Bandwagonesque

It's only gay if after you slam him into the wall, you pull down his pants and suck his dick.

riiiiight.....

Bandwagonesque · May 14, 2007

Originally Posted by MetroStyles

If You Were Gay
That'd Be Okay.
I Mean 'cause, Hey,
I'd Like You Anyway.
Because You See,
If It Were Me,
I Would Feel Free
To Say That I Was Gay
(but I'm Not Gay.)

After ballet, poetry is the gayest form of art.

JetBlast · May 14, 2007

More good points raised.

But seriously, stop wearing sandals and .. dress more like the guys that attend your school, if that's what you really care about

I like being different, but I don't want to be seen as gay. I dress this way because it's what I want to do and no one influences that decision. I don't want to walk around with a pair of torn-up jeans and a Polo shirt 2 sizes too small, that just doesn't seem right. I can see the sandal point though. I've always gone for a more beachy look, and the sandals have done the job fine.

in a very Clint Eastwood/Steve McQueen/Charles Bronson tough guy, non-gay kinda way.

Is Chuck Norris acceptable?

maybe you *are* gay?

Thought about that too and I can't imagine being with a guy. It wouldn't work for me.

JB

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