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Cars Widely Considered Gay

lawyerdad

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Originally Posted by Manton
In California in the '80s, this was the ultimate girly car. A gay guy wouldn't be caught dead in it.

It's what my wife drove when I met her.

Which, I suppose, doesn't particularly advance the discussion, but I'm sure you were dying to know.
 

Manton

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Originally Posted by lawyerdad
It's what my wife drove when I met her.

Which, I suppose, doesn't particularly advance the discussion, but I'm sure you were dying to know.


I'm trying to remember a girl who had a car that wasn't this ... certainly all the cute ones ... several ugly ones, even ...
 

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Originally Posted by LSeca
Anything built by SAAB is a gay car.

What your car says about you:
Hybrids: Has been extensively covered by South Park.
SAAB: Anyone who drives SAAB has psychological issues. Nervous females and nerdy English literature majors.
WV Jetta/Passat: WV Jetta/Passat to BMW is what Coach bag to Burberry.
BMW: Still trying to score after all these years.
Mustang: 100% Meathead.
Corvette: 100% Old meathead.
Cadillac: Overweight Ashole with bad taste.
Volvo: Boring and annoying white people.
 

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Originally Posted by dkzzzz
What your car says about you:
Hybrids: Has been extensively covered by South Park.
SAAB: Anyone who drives SAAB has psychological issues. Nervous females and nerdy English literature majors.
WV Jetta/Passat: WV Jetta/Passat to BMW is what Coach bag to Burberry.
BMW: Still trying to score after all these years.
Mustang: 100% Meathead.
Corvette: 100% Old meathead.
Cadillac: Overweight Ashole with bad taste.
Volvo: Boring and annoying white people.



What about Subarus or Hondas?
 

dkzzzz

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Originally Posted by Tck13
What about Subarus or Hondas?

Subaru: Jewish, obviously white, grad. from college 10 or more years ago. 90% female. "I bought this car because it is safe and it is good in snow".
To sum up: boring, overly protective, and neurotic.


Honda? If it is Accord then I cannot say anything about it , just like a Camry it has no special traits or any sort of personality.

HUMMER: I like to have FUN!!!! I just cannot figure out how to have it.
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Originally Posted by diorshoe
i drive a cute red 01 celica. a decidedly very gay or chick car.
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Good choice, comrade! My baby: I am sure that says loads about me
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P.s. car has changed a bit since that photograph was taken...
Originally Posted by dkzzzz
Subaru: Jewish, obviously white, grad. from colledge 10 or more years ago. 90% female. "I bought this car becasue it is safe and it is good in snow". To sum up: boring, overly protective, neurotic.
Except for WRX owners: "I am a hooligan that is pretending to drive an economy car but really wanted an STi" WRX STi owners: "I am a hooligan that could afford the STi"
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visionology

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The VW Cabriolet is the the #1 girly car of all time. I saw a man driving a yellow one on the highway one day and I just burst out laughing.

Honda Accord and Toyota Camry = Middle aged man with a soccer mom at home who drives a mini van, has 2-4 kids, isn't allowed to buy the car he wants by an overly demanding wife who rants endlessly about the children's education.
 

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Originally Posted by rdawson808
No no no. The Outback is a lesbian thing. My best friend is literally the only lesbian in the world to not drive one. Gay doesn't always mean guys, guys. Come on!
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Crap...I like women....I drive an Outback...I'm....I'm...a......LESBIAN?
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Wait...I have nuts, whew, I'm OK.
 

Maharlika

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Range Rover is the vehicle of choice by upwardly mobile gay men in West Hollywood.
 

skalogre

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Originally Posted by CBDB
Crap...I like women....I drive an Outback...I'm....I'm...a......LESBIAN?
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Wait...I have nuts, whew, I'm OK.


Do you frequent Les Bos though?

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von Rothbart

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There're chick cars and there're gay cars, athough there're some overlaps between two, they don't necessarily equate to each other.
 

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