I just walked out of my tailors without any pants on

NAMOR · Jun 18, 2011

I travel a lot so today I finally got a chance to visit my tailor. I brought in about 5 pairs of dress slacks/jeans for him to alter. After he measured every pair I realized that the pair that I was wearing also needed to be hemmed and tapered. Unsure of the next time I would be able to see him, I decided to have him tailor the pair I was wearing. So once he took the measurements I handed him every pair and just ran out in my purple check boxers, mid-calf socks and dress shoes. You should have seen the look on the mans face

Eustace Tilley · Jun 18, 2011

Are you perchance related to mmkn?

Archivist · Jun 18, 2011

I like where this thread is going.

KObalto · Jun 18, 2011

Originally Posted by Archivist

I like where this thread is going.

IBDT!

acecow · Jun 18, 2011

The question is: why would you put on a pair of pants that needs to be altered? A-ha! There's the problem!

SpooPoker · Jun 18, 2011

How far was your car?

NAMOR · Jun 18, 2011

Originally Posted by Eustace Tilley

Are you perchance related to mmkn?
no sir. Did he also run out of a shop pantless? or even shirtless

Originally Posted by acecow

The question is: why would you put on a pair of pants that needs to be altered? A-ha! There's the problem!
good point. Remember a month ago, you couldnt decide whether or not to get your pants cuffed? Well the pair I was wearing had a leg opening that was just a touch too wide. We are talking about 1 inch. I thought I could live with it but apparently not

Originally Posted by SpooPoker

How far was your car?
across the parking lot. twas a brisk 15 second walk to the auto

cc3peat · Jun 18, 2011

Originally Posted by NAMOR

good point. Remember a month ago, you couldnt decide whether or not to get your pants cuffed? Well the pair I was wearing had a leg opening that was just a touch too wide. We are talking about 1 inch. I thought I could live with it but apparently not

1" is a fairly large difference... at least how I measure leg opening. Quick question, do you guys measure leg opening as flat across or all the way around? Essentially, is it ~9" or ~18"?

Also, this story is awesome.

merkur · Jun 18, 2011

SpooPoker · Jun 18, 2011

Thats ridiculous dude.

CaymanS · Jun 18, 2011

Epic. Wardrobe malfunction involving the dick flap on your boxers would have made it super epic, though.

NAMOR · Jun 18, 2011

Originally Posted by SpooPoker

Thats ridiculous dude.
I know. It wasnt until I was half-way to my car that I realized my boxers didnt have buttons

Imhoff · Jun 18, 2011

"I like this Mr. NAMOR's style."

edmorel · Jun 18, 2011

LOL, you wear dress socks when you go pantless. This is how you do it son.

potemkin_city_limits · Jun 18, 2011

Originally Posted by cc3peat

1" is a fairly large difference... at least how I measure leg opening. Quick question, do you guys measure leg opening as flat across or all the way around? Essentially, is it ~9" or ~18"?

Also, this story is awesome.

Does it actually matter which number you use to measure the leg opening? The fact that 9" flat = 18" around means that either number works.

To answer your weird and pointless question, when I take a pair of pants in to my tailor I tell her I want the hem to be 7.75" which she is free to either keep as 7.75" or delve into the extremely complex mathematical equivalent by simply multiplying by 2.

I just walked out of my tailors without any pants on

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