The little horrors in life

willpower · Jun 9, 2011

Shampoo in your pee pee hole

M. Bardamu · Jun 9, 2011

Settling in for a nice **** at the office men's room, only to have the resident rotten-guts come barging into the next stall to unload a fetid spray of egg mcmuffin

TheSauceBoss · Jun 9, 2011

Originally Posted by LawrenceMD

when you flush a toilet with a normal sized ****, and normal amount of toilet paper, but there is a perfect storm of awkward flush physics that still results in a semi clog.

You stare at the steady rise of water until it hits the bottom of the rim in total horror.... and then by the grace of God it slowly starts spiraling back down.

this horror is multiplied exponentially when it happens at someone else's house.

100% LMAO

alliswell · Jun 9, 2011

Originally Posted by M. Bardamu

Settling in for a nice **** at the office men's room, only to have the resident rotten-guts come barging into the next stall to unload a fetid spray of egg mcmuffin

QFT.

Joffrey · Jun 9, 2011

While making out with a girl and two minutes from getting her into bed you realize you have to ***********.

Piobaire · Jun 9, 2011

Originally Posted by Jodum5

While making out with a girl and two minutes from getting her into bed you realize you have to ***********.

WWED? (What would Ed do?)

madseason17 · Jun 9, 2011

Originally Posted by willpower

Shampoo in your pee pee hole

Well, that sounds about as horrific as they come

GreenFrog · Jun 9, 2011

Having debris stuck in your eye no matter how hard you try to get it out -- every blink is annoyingly painful and irritating. Been suffering from this for the past 4 hours.. tried rubbing my eye, tried washing it out with tears, tried changing contacts, tried flushing it out with eye drops.. all to no avail

munchausen · Jun 9, 2011

Originally Posted by GreenFrog

Having debris stuck in your eye no matter how hard you try to get it out -- every blink is annoyingly painful and irritating.

Been suffering from this for the past 4 hours.. tried rubbing my eye, tried washing it out with tears, tried changing contacts, tried flushing it out with eye drops.. all to no avail

the feeling of having something in your eye lingers after whatever was in there is gone.

Joffrey · Jun 9, 2011

Eye thing happened to me yesterday. Eye looked completely fine but everytime I blinked it felt irritated. Was afraid I had an infection. Luckily it's gone now.

Dakota rube · Jun 9, 2011

Originally Posted by yjeezle

mosquito bite on your nuts

How does this even happen?

SenorMatador · Jun 9, 2011

Originally Posted by LawrenceMD

when you flush a toilet with a normal sized ****, and normal amount of toilet paper, but there is a perfect storm of awkward flush physics that still results in a semi clog.

You stare at the steady rise of water until it hits the bottom of the rim in total horror.... and then by the grace of God it slowly starts spiraling back down.

this horror is multiplied exponentially when it happens at someone else's house.

/thread

Lighthouse · Jun 9, 2011

Originally Posted by munchausen

the feeling of having something in your eye lingers after whatever was in there is gone.

Its the resulting abrasion that itches and hurts.

munchausen · Jun 9, 2011

I don't get it, though. The water goes down. That's a story of triumph. The

happens when it keeps going. Thankfully I know how to stop it but it still means pulling out, and then cleaning, the plunger.

acidboy · Jun 9, 2011

finding out she's a hooker

gas light blinking for 20 minutes and yet there's no gas station in sight

piece of heavy wood falling on your big toe an hour ago and now the toenail's slowly turning black

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