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Things your dumb friends post on facebook

DerekS

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theres one particular girl on my FB that i keep just to laugh at her annoying posts. Lame single mother motivational "ill find a real man" bullshit. gah.
 

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"Who wants to ride the skin boat to Tuna Town?"
 

in stitches

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Originally Posted by acidboy
thats tibor right? looks like he's gonna get some!

it is tibor all right, i dont recognize his face but the hat is unmistakable.
 

MrG

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A friend recently posted:

More and more, I find people think it is strange that I do not believe dinosaurs ever existed.....
I thought he was kidding, and I made a joke about not believing in evolution. Turns out he was serious...
 

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Originally Posted by Prada_Ferragamo
Yeah that's Tibor

Today
Girl: in pain
Friend one: why?
Friend two: eat more food
Friend three: what's wrong?
Girl: on my period.

Way to much info.


I'm friends with a girl who makes not-so-subtle updates for this every month.
 

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A stupid high school female friend (whom I've since unfriended) made the stupidest status posts. One of them that I remember so much is:

"Gerald Butler is so hot".

Then another of her friends wrote "his name is Gerard Butler. I don't think he'd be hot if his name was Gerald." The original girl then wrote "are you sure? I always thought it was Gerald Butler."

I had a good laugh. I think this was the final straw before I unfriended her.
 

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A girl I went to HS with commented on someone's picture of strawberries. "If those aren't organic you're eating tons of pesticides". She's one of those experts that's been following nutrition for the past week after seeing Food Inc, and 60lbs overweight.
 

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Originally Posted by suited
A girl I went to HS with commented on someone's picture of strawberries. "If those aren't organic you're eating tons of pesticides". She's one of those experts that's been following nutrition for the past week after seeing Food Inc, and 60lbs overweight.

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I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

Oh f**k off.
 

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Originally Posted by Gene Parmesan
Oh f**k off.

Haha That was my initial reaction when I saw that quote by Monroe.
 

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Originally Posted by suited
A girl I went to HS with commented on someone's picture of strawberries. "If those aren't organic you're eating tons of pesticides". She's one of those experts that's been following nutrition for the past week after seeing Food Inc, and 60lbs overweight.

I would have never guessed nosu was a girl
 

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"I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. "

As for this ****, it's someone else's quote. I saw a girl from work post this several months ago. So I think girls see this quote somewhere, think 'hmm, omg that's so true!' and then think it's alright to say. No. If you are nuts, why would I want to handle you at all?? I'm sure it was originally written by some chick who thinks it's really true.
 

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"‎"F*ck first, date later" muahahahahaha ♥ girls night"
 

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This made me LOL:

"I need to try the fake apartment fire date. It's where I show up and kick in your door like your place is on fire, then when there isn't one, I just invite myself to dinner/drinks."
 

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Not friends, but went to the same high school. An entire album of "professionally" taken photographs that remind me of bad senior pictures. Lots of shots by rusty metal staircases, against brick walls, and other similar settings. I like how they paid money to have someone photograph them in football jerseys.
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