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HOF: What Are You Wearing Right Now - Part III

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Two comments, and then my posting of Monday will, I hope, fade into oblivion.

Nii, I think that you misunderstood my comments. I was fully expecting to take flak for what I was wearing, but not for the fact that I anticipated taking flak. The jacket I was wearing is a bit boxy on me (even though it is my current size, at least at BB), and boxy is going to be a part of my life for a while, as I am down 10 pounds since the first of the year. The trousers were black gabardine, and I know that black anything around here gets no love, but I liked what I was wearing, and hence posted it. Had you disliked my attire, you're perfectly within your rights to lambaste it as non-SF approved attire (or whatever), but I wasn't expecting to be lambasted for anticipating flak, and I'm not so masochistic as to post photos of my attire than I actually don't like.

Now, as for ianiceman, I have a theory as to why he doesn't post photos.

"He" is actually a woman.

Her name is Darlene

She is fat.

Her hair is frosted.

She has an unfortunate predilection for lime green polyester capri pants.

She lives in a trailer park near an interstate.

She spends her evenings sucking on Marlboros in the living room of her mobile home.

Now, Ianiceman can at any time disprove my theory by posting photos, but, for every day that he does not, the Theory of Darlene gains credence. If "he" should go off on someone, we can assume that Darlene ran out of cigarette money, or that the traffic from the interstate kept her up the night before, or that she burned a hole in her favorite pair of capri pants.

But, as Ianiceman said, it's just posting on an Internet forum, and, of course, it's only a theory.
 

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Originally Posted by upr_crust
"He" is actually a woman. Her name is Darlene She is fat. Her hair is frosted. She has an unfortunate predilection for lime green polyester capri pants. She lives in a trailer park near an interstate. She spends her evenings sucking on Marlboros in the living room of her mobile home.
You were 5/6 of the way to describing most of my conquests. I just really can't tolerate smoking. You are probably aware wool is highly flammable.
 

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Originally Posted by Parker
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Hot damn.

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Nice, Mr. B. The roll to 1 is not my thing, but you're rocking it.

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Not a legendary 'fit, but nice nonetheless.

Originally Posted by spoozy
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Spoozy, true to his steez.

Originally Posted by upr_crust
Now, Ianiceman can at any time disprove my theory by posting photos, but, for every day that he does not, the Theory of Darlene gains credence. If "he" should go off on someone, we can assume that Darlene ran out of cigarette money, or that the traffic from the interstate kept her up the night before, or that she burned a hole in her favorite pair of capri pants.

But, as Ianiceman said, it's just posting on an Internet forum, and, of course, it's only a theory.


You tell 'em, Señor Crusty.
 

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Originally Posted by upr_crust
I have a theory as to why he doesn't post photos. "He" is actually a woman. Her name is Darlene She is fat. Her hair is frosted. She has an unfortunate predilection for lime green polyester capri pants. She lives in a trailer park near an interstate. She spends her evenings sucking on Marlboros in the living room of her mobile home.
Nah, actually that's me... and it's Charlene not Darlene. EDIT: And who has the obnoxious login for their photo that I have to close every time I load the page?
 

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Originally Posted by spoozy
Why flocking crusty when you can flock the one and only, the legendary Spoozilla?
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this is just terrible. i cant believe no one has said anything negative about this yet. nii, dont you think UC is better than this because knows he is making mistakes as opposed to spoozy who actually thinks this is a good looking outfit? i much rather prefer a poster who knows he is doing something wrong as opposed to a delusional one. also if you feel that we need to be "more selective" in what is posted in here, then we should start calling out posts like this. also for what its worth UC, i dont think you should stop posting at all. it was one miss and everyone messes up once in a while.
 

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You guys picked some interesting stuff to roll around in today.
 

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Originally Posted by MBreinin
Everything is crooked today. LOL.
- I'm going to be the minority here, but the lower buttoning point does not work here
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Scruffy / furry shoe / linen / carpet needs hoovering Tuesday...
- a lot to like here
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Wow that coat is truly amazing!Deets???
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My Sister wants to join in
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Originally Posted by SpooPoker
^ PG, maybe its the hand in the pocket, but that SC looks big on you. Im hoping its an illusion, Ive never seen anything too big on you.
- Dang Sister pushed me to get in the frame
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Originally Posted by sugarbutch
Not a legendary 'fit, but nice nonetheless.
Thanks, sb. *sniffle, sniffle* It's nice just to be noticed sometimes.
 

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Phrasing, Tom!
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*sniffle, sniffle* It's nice just to be noticed sometimes.

TB - We always notice, some of us just have nothing to say when perfection is pictured.
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