I think I hate San Francisco.

lefty · May 4, 2011

A San Francisco man who paid $621,000 for a condo to share with his 10-year old son is fighting to rescind the deal after learning the other unit in the two-unit building is home to sadomasochism enthusiast who engages in loud “leather sex.”

Jack Hagerty closed April 25th on the 2-bedroom unit on XXX Street in San Francisco’s quiet Glen Park village. Hagerty said he put down more than $300,000 — all his savings — in order to create a home for his son. Recently divorced, Hagerty has 50 percent custody of the boy.

Hagerty said that after closing on the unit he received a surprising email from Edward Gibbons, the owner of the other unit. In the email, which Hagerty made available to the Business Times, Gibbons explained that he is “a sexual enthusiast and enjoys leather sex.”

“If you don’t know what that means I have a brochure I can lend you so that you can learn about it,” the email stated. “I am currently not working so I don’t need to keep a regular schedule as a result week nights can be late for me. At times, it is possible and even likely that the sounds of leather sex will be coming from my bedrooms to your bedrooms without an effective sound barrier. While it is not my issue, you may find you need to explain things to your son as it could be confusing to him since it frequently doesn’t sound as pleasurable as it is.”

lefty

Rambo · May 4, 2011

^I wonder if his walls are painted grey?

CouttsClient · May 4, 2011

Originally Posted by lefty

Great! Every time someone new comes they release one. The sooner you get here the sooner I move up the list.

lefty

CouttsClient · May 4, 2011

A San Francisco man who paid $621,000 for a condo to share with his 10-year old son is fighting to rescind the deal after learning the other unit in the two-unit building is home to sadomasochism enthusiast who engages in loud "leather sex."

Jack Hagerty closed April 25th on the 2-bedroom unit on XXX Street in San Francisco's quiet Glen Park village. Hagerty said he put down more than $300,000 "” all his savings "” in order to create a home for his son. Recently divorced, Hagerty has 50 percent custody of the boy.

Hagerty said that after closing on the unit he received a surprising email from Edward Gibbons, the owner of the other unit. In the email, which Hagerty made available to the Business Times, Gibbons explained that he is "a sexual enthusiast and enjoys leather sex."

"If you don't know what that means I have a brochure I can lend you so that you can learn about it," the email stated. "I am currently not working so I don't need to keep a regular schedule as a result week nights can be late for me. At times, it is possible and even likely that the sounds of leather sex will be coming from my bedrooms to your bedrooms without an effective sound barrier. While it is not my issue, you may find you need to explain things to your son as it could be confusing to him since it frequently doesn't sound as pleasurable as it is.

Originally Posted by lefty

lefty

Originally Posted by Rambo

^I wonder if his walls are painted grey?

ZhiMingBuFanDe · May 4, 2011

I went to the Haight to grab crepes with a friend, and we changed our order from to go to to here, which involves giving us two paper plates and plastic utensils. The cook in the back, an obese Goth woman, thought it was totally appropriate to tell us to "get our ******* order straight" so they don't "waste ****".

MetroStyles · May 4, 2011

Guys I might potentially be thinking about a move to SF.

Are the girls really that busted? I did not see many hawties last time I was there.

Is there any culture except hipsters and hippies?

djblisk · May 4, 2011

Girls in SF are busted and 5s think they are 10s. But they are more cultured, educated, and have personalities. They also hate on southern california girls b/c they are busted. Look to the east bay or south bay for prettier chicks.

MetroStyles · May 4, 2011

Originally Posted by djblisk

Girls in SF are busted and 5s think they are 10s. But they are more cultured, educated, and have personalities. They also hate on southern california girls b/c they are busted. Look to the east bay or south bay for prettier chicks.

****.

Mr. White · May 5, 2011

Mr. White · May 5, 2011

HORNS · May 5, 2011

Originally Posted by Mr. White

San Fran doesn't have any marijuana dispensaries. They're in Oakland.

http://www.yelp.com/search?find_desc...80490143094974

HORNS · May 5, 2011

Originally Posted by lefty

Why doesn't that surprise me? Are dogs allowed in restaurants?

I need to start a "help me survive SF" thread. For instance, what is the best medicinal marijuana dispensary?

lefty

Dude, just talk to three people you may know.

On the other hand, I wish I had kept this flyer put on my car which advertised a marijuana delivery and the first 8th was free. VERY competitive pricing as well!

Lefty, you should walk around the city high as a Georgia pine, then you just might have that "Hellen Keller moment", you know - when she said water for the first time - and everything great about San Francisco might all fall into place.

GQgeek · May 5, 2011

Originally Posted by lefty

A San Francisco man who paid $621,000 for a condo to share with his 10-year old son is fighting to rescind the deal after learning the other unit in the two-unit building is home to sadomasochism enthusiast who engages in loud "leather sex."

Jack Hagerty closed April 25th on the 2-bedroom unit on XXX Street in San Francisco's quiet Glen Park village. Hagerty said he put down more than $300,000 "” all his savings "” in order to create a home for his son. Recently divorced, Hagerty has 50 percent custody of the boy.

Hagerty said that after closing on the unit he received a surprising email from Edward Gibbons, the owner of the other unit. In the email, which Hagerty made available to the Business Times, Gibbons explained that he is "a sexual enthusiast and enjoys leather sex."

"If you don't know what that means I have a brochure I can lend you so that you can learn about it," the email stated. "I am currently not working so I don't need to keep a regular schedule as a result week nights can be late for me. At times, it is possible and even likely that the sounds of leather sex will be coming from my bedrooms to your bedrooms without an effective sound barrier. While it is not my issue, you may find you need to explain things to your son as it could be confusing to him since it frequently doesn't sound as pleasurable as it is."

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lefty

That's terrible. I'd open up the adjoining wall and put dense sound insulation in there and send the ****** a bill.

dcg · May 6, 2011

Originally Posted by MetroStyles

Guys I might potentially be thinking about a move to SF.

Are the girls really that busted? I did not see many hawties last time I was there.

Is there any culture except hipsters and hippies?

I didn't think they were so bad when I visited recently, but then I am from Philadelphia.

lilmann40 · May 6, 2011

i find this thread really interesting...i recently visited SF and absolutely loved it. albeit I was only there for 4 days or so, but I really enjoyed the time spent there. I found the girls to be very attractive...especially if you are into asian girls, seems to be stacked in that aspect. Maybe I wasn't looking close enough though to see how attractive they were lol.

I found the homeless people in LA far more aggressive than that of SF.

I think I hate San Francisco.

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