Race, Ethnicity, style forum

Originally Posted by A.L.Z.

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I have nothing against Jewish, Irish, or even random korean dudes...but when a Jewish person claims they are Irish...it's wrong, dude! just wrong.

lol thx

I am a cracker

Originally Posted by A.L.Z.

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It most certainly was NOT a joke! I believe it my God-given duty to call fowl when someone claims they are from some swanky joint in the OC, when they behave like they is straight out from the hood (or worse) ...
...be from the hood? you have to finish that statement so I can rest easy.
I am purple skinned.

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white and trashy, yeah yeah
i'm white and trashy
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aryan as ****

(100% dutch ancestry)

half-korean, half everything else. I really dislike los angeles koreans, though.

How it affects my "style?"

I've got these short assed mountain people legs. 30" inseam. I'm 5'10". Add to that: Asian Ass. I.e., I lack one. Ever have a large black woman standing behind you in line at Magic Mountain grab your ass and say "Goddamn, you really don't have an ass, do you? That is so weird!"? Anyway, short legs, no ass, really easy to get "diaper sag" with "modern fit" pants.

My long torso makes is near impossible to find shirts that don't ride up to my ******* shoulder blades if I so much as bend over to tie a shoe. Raise my arms and the hems come up to my *******.

I've got a barrel, mountain people chest (I wear a tight 46 in vanity sized blazers, probably closer to a 48-50).
18" neck
Long arms

Finding dress shirts OTR is an exercise in futility. If I size to my neck, I'm swimming in fabric. If I size to my chest, can't button the collar. Or, if I magically find an OTR that fits (mostly) neck and chest, the sleeves are 2" too goddamned short (longish arms). Ugh.

I've got a wide, flat face making shopping for glasses an exercise in frustration.

Add to that my asianish complexion which means my favorite colors (olives, military drabs, etc) make me look like I've got jaundice.

FML.

jeasus

Originally Posted by jarude

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aryan as ****

(100% dutch ancestry)

Aryan's were originally from India. They were Indian gypsy, go figure.


"I've got these short assed mountain people legs"
holy crap that's funny! mountain people!

Fair, white skin during any other month besides summer, where I am red/pink/any number of shades between those. Brown hair, brown eyes, Scottish and German ancestry. Generic fo sho.

This thread was getting good ... until people resumed posting serious answers

A.L.Z. where'd you go???

Originally Posted by Uncontrol

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im japanese
off my nuts, white boy. We all know you're from the deep suburbs of White America.

Originally Posted by CharlieAngel

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I really dislike los angeles koreans, though.
racist!

Originally Posted by TyCooN

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racist!
I've gotten to where I tell koreans I'm half-japanese most of the time. (My beard throws them off, for some reason, as well). Saves a lot of aggravation on their end, apparently. I find it amusing that amongst a lot of Koreans, it's better to be some half-breed of a conquering neighbor who raped and pillaged their country less than 100 years ago than be the spawn of a race traitor/whore.

half english irish, half croatian

Race traitors f' good.

Originally Posted by TyCooN

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off my nuts, white boy. We all know you're from the deep suburbs of White America.

i'm canadian actually