CBS Wants Charlie Sheen Back

jarude · Mar 21, 2011

Seriously, this guy is beyond alpha as all ****. Anyone hating on him is jealous. This guy is making millions by ******* pornstars, doing coke and taking a **** on the faces of people who wrong him, all while spawning notoriety that will cement him in the history books of celebrity lore.

Yooxaddict73 · Mar 21, 2011

Investors must fire all the CBS idiots who not only tried to ruin the best money-making show they have, but now have to pay more money for something they have had in a first place. That is an ultimate mismanagement and stupidity. Fire them all and make Sheen chairman of teh board.

countdemoney · Mar 21, 2011

Funny how this is coming out form Charlies side and not CBS. just sayin'

Dakota rube · Mar 21, 2011

Originally Posted by countdemoney

Funny how this is coming out form Charlies side and not CBS. just sayin'

I'm with you.

JayJay · Mar 21, 2011

Originally Posted by Dakota rube

I'm with you.
Me, too.

coop86 · Mar 21, 2011

What exactly is the "North American Live Tour"?

in stitches · Mar 21, 2011

Originally Posted by christinedaae

i'm lost for words.Yo can manage to get fired, bang Appreciation stars, do loads of coke, talk **** about your employees and get them to pay you an additional million dollars per episode, is beyond me, but he has managed to pull it off

This is called wiiiiiiiiiinnnning

DerekS · Mar 21, 2011

Wow. Brilliant insanity.

frenchy · Mar 21, 2011

if i was CBS i would hire the one man crazier and wilder the charlie to replace him...Mickey Rourke

acidboy · Mar 21, 2011

... reveals more about les moonves than it is about charlie sheen.

Sesame Seed · Mar 22, 2011

They'd be throwing him a lifeline. Next, in film world, he has a part in a movie with Hillary Duff. The guy isn't going anywhere. All this BS will die down and he'll have blown his money.

tagutcow · Mar 22, 2011

One potentially complicating factor is that all the tens of thousands of people who bought presale tackets for the Violent Torpedoes Of Truth tour have essentially bought a pig in a poke. What happens if and when everyone starts demanding refunds?

Also, if Two and a Half men does return, it will only do so for as long as Charlie can survive a 3 million dollar a week coke habit.

Soulshine · Mar 22, 2011

Originally Posted by tagutcow

One potentially complicating factor is that all the tens of thousands of people who bought presale tackets for the Violent Torpedoes Of Truth tour have essentially bought a pig in a poke. What happens if and when everyone starts demanding refunds?

Also, if Two and a Half men does return, it will only do so for as long as Charlie can survive a 3 million dollar a week coke habit.

Even with Sheen back on the show ultimately, it won't be until next year that the new shows go into production. I am sure negotiations will also take a while, since Sheen will probably demand more money to return. You are not one of those people expecting Sheen to be found dead of an overdose are you?

No one is going to be demanding refunds. People want to see Charlie Sheen and that's what they are getting. They see it as further winning - he got CBS/Lorre to kiss his ass.

Yooxaddict73 · Mar 22, 2011

Letterman should get his balls back and have Charlie on his show.

Don Carlos · Mar 22, 2011

Originally Posted by jarude

Seriously, this guy is beyond alpha as all ****. Anyone hating on him is jealous. This guy is making millions by ******* pornstars, doing coke and taking a **** on the faces of people who wrong him, all while spawning notoriety that will cement him in the history books of celebrity lore.

+3 million

Take that, you limp-dicked haters and hand-wringing moralists. Charlie Sheen is a true alpha stallion. Bow before his greatness.

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