Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

I have no money, and am thus forced to sell precious items from my clothing and accoutrements collection to merely survive in this dog-eat-dog world.

Ok, that's a little extreme, but I'm still broke. And it pisses me off.

Originally Posted by Connemara

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Punctured bicycle, on a hillside desolate. Will Nature make a man of me yet?
Good lord, man, are you some kind of masochist or something? You're just opening yourself up for some sort of mass-Haggardizing pile-on. Watch out, here comes LabelKing!

Originally Posted by Connemara

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I have no money, and am thus forced to sell precious items from my clothing and accoutrements collection to merely survive in this dog-eat-dog world.

Ok, that's a little extreme, but I'm still broke. And it pisses me off.
How much you askin' for an airplane ticket?

Originally Posted by Dakota rube

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How much you askin' for an airplane ticket?

With 1 bag or 2?

Jon.

OK, I hate it when things break down and crap out on you. I guess it's too much to ask for quality in products today.

I hated it when my iPod croaked.
I hated it when my Vox amp fizzled out when I was working on getting the shoegaze guitar tone to end all shoegaze guitar tones.
I hated it when my first computer's hard drive died 3 weeks after the warranty expired.
I don't care for the fact that I have to keep blowing in my NES cartridges constantly because the original pin connector is shite.
I hate that I keep having to replace my tap mount filter because it leaks when I turn it on - I'm on my 3rd one so far.

I hate false advertising and being lied to by corporations who snicker when I hand them over money.
I hate being stupid enough to believe advertising.
I hate that it took me 26 years to learn to spell it advertising, and not advertizing.

I'm pissed off that I lost my apartment keys today and it's going to cost a **** load of money to get new keys. I'm even more pissed off that I spent 30 minutes in -20 degrees celcius looking for them and not having any success...

Originally Posted by RJman

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Good lord, man, are you some kind of masochist or something? You're just opening yourself up for some sort of mass-Haggardizing pile-on. Watch out, here comes LabelKing!
Watch out, here comes the free airline tickets!

I understand that Denham Fouts sent Truman Capote a black check with the word "Come" on it. The puns are endless.

Yeah, so the woman in the office two doors down from mine has a mouse in her office and she's seriously LOSING HER ****. It's a goddamn mouse, grow the **** up. It's not going to do anything to you. It's a MOUSE. Christ. What the **** is it going to do to you, exactly, that requires that you forever damage my hearing in order to alert everyone in the motherfucking building to the presence of a 4-inch long creature without any conceivable way to harm you? How goddamn high do you think it's capable of jumping, anyway? Perhaps you're afraid it will sprout wings, fly into your ear, and eat your brains? For the mouse's sake, I hope not, because that poor bastard's gonna starve in there. This pissed me off enough that I actually sent an email to a friend bitching about this.

BWag, for saying things like "I was working on getting the shoegaze guitar tone to end all shoegaze guitar tones" when I'm trying to hate him for hating cats. You're making it more difficult.

Originally Posted by Saucemaster

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Yeah, so the woman in the office two doors down from mine has a mouse in her office and she's seriously LOSING HER ****. It's a goddamn mouse, grow the **** up. It's not going to do anything to you. It's a MOUSE. Christ. What the **** is it going to do to you, exactly, that requires that you forever damage my hearing in order to alert everyone in the motherfucking building to the presence of a 4-inch long creature without any conceivable way to harm you? How goddamn high do you think it's capable of jumping, anyway? Perhaps you're afraid it will sprout wings, fly into your ear, and eat your brains? For the mouse's sake, I hope not, because that poor bastard's gonna starve in there. This pissed me off enough that I actually sent an email to a friend bitching about this.

BWag, for saying things like "I was working on getting the shoegaze guitar tone to end all shoegaze guitar tones" when I'm trying to hate him for hating cats. You're making it more difficult.

Lol, man, you have a lot of anger.

Originally Posted by RJman

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Good lord, man, are you some kind of masochist or something? You're just opening yourself up for some sort of mass-Haggardizing pile-on. Watch out, here comes LabelKing!

Saucemaster's user title of "pinko commie". It just reminded me how much I hate pinko lefty neo-commies. Altho I'm sure I would love the Sauce man IRL...even if he is a fuckin pinko commie. I'm sure he can be shown the light...after all "when you're young and not liberal you have no heart.....but if you're older and not conservative you have no brains"

Sauce is young, there's still time for him....

Originally Posted by Get Smart

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Saucemaster's user title of "pinko commie". It just reminded me how much I hate pinko lefty neo-commies. Altho I'm sure I would love the Sauce man IRL...even if he is a fuckin pinko commie. I'm sure he can be shown the light...after all "when you're young and not liberal you have no heart.....but if you're older and not conservative you have no brains"

Sauce is young, there's still time for him....

Shhhhh... I'm actually not a pinko commie.... Don't tell anyone.

I am fairly liberal, though.

I'm also young, but not, say, college young (28).

BTW, drop me a line when you know when/where you're gonna be in NYC, I might be able to meet up with you there for a drink or something.

Originally Posted by Saucemaster

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BTW, drop me a line when you know when/where you're gonna be in NYC, I might be able to meet up with you there for a drink or something.

definitely! besides I think you need another trip to Blue in Green. you can tell me how good ****** looks in Somet/JohnBull/PBJ

Originally Posted by Saucemaster

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Yeah, so the woman in the office two doors down from mine has a mouse in her office and she's seriously LOSING HER ****. It's a goddamn mouse, grow the **** up. It's not going to do anything to you. It's a MOUSE. Christ. What the **** is it going to do to you, exactly, that requires that you forever damage my hearing in order to alert everyone in the motherfucking building to the presence of a 4-inch long creature without any conceivable way to harm you? How goddamn high do you think it's capable of jumping, anyway? Perhaps you're afraid it will sprout wings, fly into your ear, and eat your brains?
See, this is why I don't trust those newfangled cordless laser thingies -- they're overprogrammed to a frightening degree.

Originally Posted by Dakota rube

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I hate run-on sentences.

And the absence of paragraphs.