Met this chick and I practically screwed myself.

mordecai · Feb 1, 2011

i believe the following thread would be most useful for you and the rest of us

http://www.styleforum.net/showthread...hlight=journal

willpower · Feb 1, 2011

Originally Posted by FLMountainMan

or how to drink whiskey

or how to hold their drink "stylishly"

or whether to wear a charcoal or navy suit

or how to lace their shoes

or if they should leave a button unbuttoned

or how firmly they should shake hands at an interview.....

Helicopter parenting should be a capital offense.

nerazzurri · Feb 1, 2011

i only read two pages, but still, where the **** are the pics?!

M. Bardamu · Feb 1, 2011

Only one thing to do now: immediately text her one last time, to tell her you're now gay and suicidal.

Neo_Version 7 · Feb 1, 2011

^ Seriously. Unless you're on a ****** plan, one more text couldn't hurt.

Dakota rube · Feb 1, 2011

Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7

^ Seriously. Unless you're on a ****** plan, one more text couldn't hurt.

Nor, I would guess, will it help.

I'd say the OP's stalker-ish texting turned off the fair maiden. She is activating a new phone and relaying her new contact info to friends as we speak.

willpower · Feb 1, 2011

Originally Posted by Dakota rube

Nor, I would guess, will it help.

I'd say the OP's stalker-ish texting turned off the fair maiden. She is activating a new phone and relaying her new contact info to friends as we speak.

This thread is fantastic.

Rambo · Feb 1, 2011

OK, so I'm in a similar boat myself, but my use of sarcasam has put some pot holes in the road. Story so far:

Meet hot chick Saturday night and chat her up. Slightly drunk at the time so I don't exactly remember if it went well but I got her #.

Drunkenly text her that she's got a nice ass later on in the evening.

Next day, send out mass text to a few people apologizing for any dumbass things I might have said (I said a few).

Yesterday, first text is replied and second text is not. Haven't bothered since.

What say you SF? Should I call, send over another smart ass text, or send over a "hey, get your **** together and tell me when you want to go out" type text?

Gradstudent78 · Feb 1, 2011

Originally Posted by Rambo

OK, so I'm in a similar boat myself, but my use of sarcasam has put some pot holes in the road. Story so far:

Meet hot chick Saturday night and chat her up. Slightly drunk at the time so I don't exactly remember if it went well but I got her #.

Drunkenly text her that she's got a nice ass later on in the evening.

Next day, send out mass text to a few people apologizing for any dumbass things I might have said (I said a few).

Yesterday, first text is replied and second text is not. Haven't bothered since.

What say you SF? Should I call, send over another smart ass text, or send over a "hey, get your **** together and tell me when you want to go out" type text?

Tell her how bad you feel for only mentioning her ass and how her boobs are equally as awesome. Then report back.

Stazy · Feb 1, 2011

Hahaha I love this thread. OP screwed up beyond repair. Rambo still has a chance...

DerekS · Feb 1, 2011

Originally Posted by Dakota rube

Nor, I would guess, will it help.

I'd say the OP's stalker-ish texting turned off the fair maiden. She is activating a new phone and relaying her new contact info to friends as we speak.

more like getting plowed by some other fella who doesnt act as despearate

West24 · Feb 1, 2011

man its cause you didnt neg her idiot! **** and were you wearing a microphone as a necklace when you met her? you should have been!

only thing more funny then the op is will powers advice.

Stazy · Feb 1, 2011

Okay a bit of a tangent...How do you guys feel about girls who come off as desperate? Does it turn you off or do you not care?

West24 · Feb 1, 2011

Originally Posted by Stazy

Okay a bit of a tangent...How do you guys feel about girls who come off as desperate? Does it turn you off or do you not care?

when a girl seems desperate i instantly think shes crazy.

Runningman411 · Feb 1, 2011

Originally Posted by Stazy

Okay a bit of a tangent...How do you guys feel about girls who come off as desperate? Does it turn you off or do you not care?

If she likes me, it's clear that she has fine taste and not desperate at all.

Met this chick and I practically screwed myself.

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