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Looking at penises in the locker room.

Don Carlos

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Originally Posted by SField
what I don't get are the fat people who wear underwear to the shower or cover up their ass/junk but don't seem to worry about the fact that their far more disgusting gut/man ****/back **** are in full view. I mean, no one gives a **** about ********* but for **** sake why be ashamed about what you can't control but be incredibly open about how you abused your body? At a ******* gym of all places. To me obesity is far more offensive and shameful than a small or average penis.

+1

As for the small penis thing, does anyone really think wearing tighty whities into the shower is going to hide that fact? If anything, trying so conspicuously to hide something only calls more attention to what you're trying to hide. Nobody is being fooled.

It's like those dudes who see an open spot at the urinal, but then run into one of the stalls to take a piss. We know why you're doing it, pinkydick.
 

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Originally Posted by pocketsquareguy
It is a generational thing. In the 50's or 60's if you wrapped yourself in a towel in a locker room you were considered odd. Maybe a ***** or ****. You went bare and that was just the way it was done. You only used a towel to sit on in a sauna.It was even like this into the 70's.

Those were better days, when men were free to be men.

I feel like this threak should take a turn into Iron John style male bonding territory.
 

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I usually keep a small fluffer in my gym bag. He's usually well behaved for the duration of my workout.
 

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Originally Posted by Don Carlos
Those were better days, when men were free to be men.
I always walk around naked in the locker room before, while and after showering. And the other men do it also at my gym. But I don't look at their penises... Why would I?
 

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Originally Posted by Don Carlos
It's like those dudes who see an open spot at the urinal, but then run into one of the stalls to take a piss. We know why you're doing it, pinkydick.

I have a penis that's a bit above average, normal all n' all, but I have a problem with taking a piss next to other people also taking a piss.
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So no, you don't know why.
 

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Originally Posted by flix
I always walk around naked in the locker room before, while and after showering. And the other men do it also at my gym. But I don't look at their penises... Why would I?

Because you know you want to.
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Originally Posted by delakingois
I have a penis that's a bit above average, normal all n' all, but I have a problem with taking a piss next to other people also taking a piss.
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So no, you don't know why.


Why so serious?
 

Don Carlos

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Originally Posted by merkur
If a half-naked hot girl walked into the gym room while you were coming out of the shower, would you guys be comfortable sporting a boaner in front of a room full of other naked guys who might potentially sport ginormous boaners?
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Yes, because then she could see which merchandise she prefers.
 

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Originally Posted by Don Carlos
Yes, because then she could see which merchandise she prefers.

I don't think I've ever met a girl who cared about what kind of dick you have, unless it's on the extreme end of the spectrum.
 

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Originally Posted by SField
I don't think I've ever met a girl who cared about what kind of dick you have, unless it's on the extreme end of the spectrum.
Times, they are a-changin', my friend. Years of pop cultural indoctrination have successfully brainwashed a generation of nubile coeds into becoming raving size queens. Doubt me at your own peril. Luckily I am packin'.
 

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Originally Posted by SField
Of course you are.

Need I remind you that you're posting in a thread called "Looking at penises in the locker room?" You need to stop being so argumentative and take a chill pill. This isn't CE. I'm saying this for your own good, mang.
 

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Originally Posted by Don Carlos
Need I remind you that you're posting in a thread called "Looking at penises in the locker room?" You need to stop being so argumentative and take a chill pill. This isn't CE. I'm saying this for your own good, mang.

I'm absolutely fine, who is being argumentative?
 

Don Carlos

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Originally Posted by SField
I'm absolutely fine, who is being argumentative?

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Originally Posted by Don Carlos
It's always the old guys who don't, at least in my experience. It's like they just don't give a **** anymore. "Yeah, my body looks like a hairy and uncooked bratwurst with ****, but I don't give a rat's ass."

Yes, same thing at my gym.

Truth to be told, I feel uncomfortable being naked in gender separated environments. Hanging out with a bunch of naked dudes? Seems weird to me.

Now, a co-ed environment, that's more natural and we can all relax!
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