I broke up with my gf (general breakup thread)

EMY · Dec 15, 2010

Originally Posted by SVS

Are you suggesting the card should read "Hey *****, I hope Santa cracks your chimney, throws the cookies on the floor and forgets to leave a gift. Have a ****** new year and F you."?

There a fine line between the high road and being a sap. Obviously, I need to consider were the line is drawn.

yup that is over the line and no card should be sent. I got dumped via voice mail and she was sober--I'm not doing anything.

Eason · Dec 15, 2010

Originally Posted by Rambo

When is her next period?

Should I break up with her because of her period? She might cut her ovaries out.

SVS · Dec 15, 2010

Originally Posted by EMY

yup that is over the line and no card should be sent. I got dumped via voice mail and she was sober--I'm not doing anything.

Originally Posted by APK

Sending a Christmas card to someone who didn't have the courtesy to dump you face-to-face or in a sober condition = well over that line.

Honest question: what do you hope to get from it?

Unless you're Robert Frost, there isn't anything you can write in that card that's going to make things "right" between you two. And even if it did, why do you want to be with someone so inconsiderate?

Best case scenario is that she thinks it's a nice gesture and then goes scouring for more, new dick. Worst case is that you look like a guy who lets someone completely disrespect them and then does something nice for them.

Don't send the card. And if you already have, break into that mailbox and get it back. Trust me.

Good points. Thanks for ridiculing me. I'm thinking clearly now and throwing her card out.

I'm also not sending a card to the girl that dumped me via txt. I am sending a card to her twin sister (who I've been friends with forever) so she knows I didn't just forget to send cards. Childish, but fun.

APK · Dec 15, 2010

Christ, how old are all of you? Doesn't anyone dissolve relationships in person no mo'?

Nil · Dec 15, 2010

Originally Posted by APK

Christ, how old are all of you? Doesn't anyone dissolve relationships in person no mo'?

Since the invention of the camera phone, all my breakups have been by ********.

Neo_Version 7 · Dec 15, 2010

Originally Posted by Nil

Since the invention of the camera phone, all my breakups have been by ********.

I could understand if it was a middle finger but a ********? I'm pretty sure that would have the opposite effect.

Dakota rube · Dec 15, 2010

Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7

I could understand if it was a middle finger but a ********? I'm pretty sure that would have the opposite effect.

Apparently we've learned a deep dark secret about someone's cawk.

SVS · Dec 15, 2010

Originally Posted by APK

Christ, how old are all of you? Doesn't anyone dissolve relationships in person no mo'?

I'm 36. The drunken phone coat hangers is 31 and the txt girl is 36. I've been lucky not have had deal with **** like this for the first 35 years. Guess I my tendency to overly nice is because all of my other splits have been civil and we remained friends (oftentimes with benefits). I'm clear now. **** 'em.

Also, I don't have these issues with college girls.

APK · Dec 15, 2010

That's distressing to know there are people in their 30's behaving like seventh graders.

TM79 · Dec 15, 2010

Originally Posted by SVS

Who wants to ridicule me for considering sending an ex who dumped via a drunken phone call a Christmas card? Does anyone think that's nice thing to do?

Meh. Don't be a pushover.

CouttsClient · Dec 15, 2010

Originally Posted by APK

That's distressing to know there are people in their 30's behaving like seventh graders.
After a 4 year relationship I came home after 3 weeks away to find the house rented out to someone else, my dog gone, cars sold, relationship over, and a string of emails that recorded various "hookup" situations with strangers from the internet. Adults can be VERY VERY awful.

Stazy · Dec 15, 2010

Originally Posted by CouttsClient

After a 4 year relationship I came home after 3 weeks away to find the house rented out to someone else, my dog gone, cars sold, relationship over, and a string of emails that recorded various "hookup" situations with strangers from the internet. Adults can be VERY VERY awful.
Wow

sartorialism · Dec 15, 2010

Originally Posted by CouttsClient

After a 4 year relationship I came home after 3 weeks away to find the house rented out to someone else, my dog gone, cars sold, relationship over, and a string of emails that recorded various "hookup" situations with strangers from the internet.

Adults can be VERY VERY awful.

Unbelievable. These scenarios make me doubt the Second Amendment.

HgaleK · Dec 15, 2010

Originally Posted by CouttsClient

After a 4 year relationship I came home after 3 weeks away to find the house rented out to someone else, my dog gone, cars sold, relationship over, and a string of emails that recorded various "hookup" situations with strangers from the internet.

Adults can be VERY VERY awful.

That's sounds ******* awful, but there's no way you didn't do SOMETHING to piss her off. Cheating, excessive complacency to the point that it drives her that, or something... I refuse to believe that anyone would pull that **** unprovoked.

thats.mana · Dec 15, 2010

^^ You should change your name to johnphail than(I couldn't resist).

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